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Puns!

Jokes!:

1. Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

2. Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless!

3. Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!

4. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!

5. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?
A: Odor in the court!

Done for now! XD
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Another joke!

1. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's TEARABLE! XD
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HermioneJG said:
Percy: Boy, there's something... fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing? Stop.
Jason: Wow, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Things are... heating up.
Nico: Zhang. Make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.
Piper: Well, I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
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I like that one xD
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