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Puns!

Boy : what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Dad : What
Boy : Nothing they just WAVEd.
Dad : Oh.
Boy : Did you SEA what I did there?
Dad : No.
Boy : I'm SHORE you did.
Dad : How do u have friends.
Boy : Don't be such a BEACH.
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HermioneJG said:
Percy: Boy, there's something... fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing? Stop.
Jason: Wow, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Things are... heating up.
Nico: Zhang. Make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.
Piper: Well, I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
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YESSSS, OML, I SAW THAT ONLINE XD
RedMaster10 said:
I'm not done :3

This may sound cheesy, but this thread is grate. Heheheheh cheese jokes are great :3 but some people are just laughtose intolerant.... :3

Puns amuse me
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;333 XD
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I met a few skeletons a few days ago, they made me do a TON of work. A Skele-TON.

And after that I had a few BONES to pick with them, and unfortunately one of their heads were rolling around, and man it really got a-HEAD of itself.

But I mean seriously, everyone was losing their HEADS because my puns were a bit to... PUN-ishing.

After that I went to space and saw some pretty cool spaceships that were... OUT OF THIS WORLD, and boy how FAR OUT it went.

Then I went to work on some stuff about lightning because it was POSITIVELY SHOCKING.

After that I decided to stop what I was doing

THE END
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Seems suspicious, are you my old nerdy classmate? I think it's too good to be true lol

Cyber45 said:
I met a few skeletons a few days ago, they made me do a TON of work. A Skele-TON.

And after that I had a few BONES to pick with them, and unfortunately one of their heads were rolling around, and man it really got a-HEAD of itself.

But I mean seriously, everyone was losing their HEADS because my puns were a bit to... PUN-ishing.

After that I went to space and saw some pretty cool spaceships that were... OUT OF THIS WORLD, and boy how FAR OUT it went.

Then I went to work on some stuff about lightning because it was POSITIVELY SHOCKING.

After that I decided to stop what I was doing

THE END
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Counter pun coming at you(Stole it from my classmate):

You're puns aren't bad, they're RAD
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HermioneJG said:
Percy: Boy, there's something... fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing? Stop.
Jason: Wow, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Things are... heating up.
Nico: Zhang. Make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.
Piper: Well, I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
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Nico got no chill
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XThomasXPlayzX said:
Nico got no chill
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There's another one I've seen where they just stick words that end with 'o' (or that sound, it could be a word like slow) onto his name (e.g., Nic-no, Nic-slow) and Nico keeps complaining, until it ends with this:
Nico: Alright, that's it, I'm jumping...
Everybody: Yes...?
Nico: [sighs] Nic-overboard.
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HermioneJG said:
There's another one I've seen where they just stick words that end with 'o' (or that sound, it could be a word like slow) onto his name (e.g., Nic-no, Nic-slow) and Nico keeps complaining, until it ends with this:
Nico: Alright, that's it, I'm jumping...
Everybody: Yes...?
Nico: [sighs] Nic-overboard.
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That... Is genius
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I got some of this by Tiny Tower lol

What do you call a seagull flying over a bay?
A bagel

Did you heard the joke about the German sausage?
It was the wurst

Yesterday, I swallowed some food coloring, the doctor said I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Benz.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming

ok I'm done bye
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no-body to dance with!

What do you do when you see a skeleton running across the road?
Jump outta your skin and join him!

Why didn't the skeleton want to play football anymore?
Because his heart wasn't in it


That's enough GameGrumps for me xD
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