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Puns!

Poop said:
This post is what I was made for.... I've been reading and saving up puns for this moment... *cough cough* get ready :3

Here's a PENNE for your thoughts, something to PASTA time away. We know you ALFREDO to try new food, NOODLES are part of your daily routini, but you'll be STROGANOFF to win the battle of SPAGHETTHETTYSBURG. Afterwards you can celebrate all night with the annual meat ball with a MACARONI and BOWTIE. He could pick you up with his LAMBOURGUINI and if you SHELL him a good time he might PASTABLY give you a RINGATONI, how RAMENTIC, the PASTABILITIES are endless with lovesagna.

P.s Pastalavista baby 8)
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To lazy to read dat
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I'm dry but this is "dryer" XD get it?
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RedMaster10 said:
This post is what I was made for.... I've been reading and saving up puns for this moment... *cough cough* get ready :3

Here's a PENNE for your thoughts, something to PASTA time away. We know you ALFREDO to try new food, NOODLES are part of your daily routini, but you'll be STROGANOFF to win the battle of SPAGHETTHETTYSBURG. Afterwards you can celebrate all night with the annual meat ball with a MACARONI and BOWTIE. He could pick you up with his LAMBOURGUINI and if you SHELL him a good time he might PASTABLY give you a RINGATONI, how RAMENTIC, the PASTABILITIES are endless with lovesagna.

P.s Pastalavista baby 8)
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XD
I love the last little touch!
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This is a story of a guy named pun. He was having PUN on the swimming pool. Suddenly there was PUNdreds of sharks beside him. He got out of the pool and PUN as fast as he can. He woke up on his bed uPUN realizing it was all a dream. He thinks he was PUNished because of watching the new shark movie.
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Ice_Hatake said:
So... I am bored.
And I wanted to hear some puns!
So let's hear some shall we :3
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  1. I used to go fishing with Skrillix, until he kept dropping the bass
  2. Why can you not throw a party in space?
    You cannot planet
  3. What does a house wear?
    A dress
  4. Did you hear the joke about sausages?
    It was the wurst
  5. What do you do when a chemist dies?
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  6. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.
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cheesyunicorn said:
U guys need a punishment for those awesome puns :3

There Seamus to be a problem with those Moony people, these puns are McLaggen nothing, you Wood get an award for those puns ;3 XD

And no, I'm not Apollogizing for those puns :3 XD
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Percy: Boy, there's something... fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing? Stop.
Jason: Wow, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Things are... heating up.
Nico: Zhang. Make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.
Piper: Well, I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
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HermioneJG said:
Percy: Boy, there's something... fishy...going on here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise... to avoid trouble.
Nico: What are you doing? Stop.
Jason: Wow, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Things are... heating up.
Nico: Zhang. Make them stop.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.
Piper: Well, I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
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Is that Percy Jackson?
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