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So... I am bored.
And I wanted to hear some puns!
So let's hear some shall we :3
And I wanted to hear some puns!
So let's hear some shall we :3
Puns!
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deleted_user9271
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to...
Because he wanted to...
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XThomasXPlayzX
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@PurplePond745 this thread is all you
PurplePond745
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???
XThomasXPlayzX
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lol chu have all the puns.
HermioneJG
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Want to hear some HP jokes? No? That's ridikulus, there must be something siriusly ron with you if you don't like HP jokes.
And see my signature for an entire list of science jokes and puns.
And see my signature for an entire list of science jokes and puns.
HermioneJG
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Ba-dum-tss, ar-har-har-har-harI have puns about unemployed people but they never work
cheesyunicorn
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U guys need a punishment for those awesome puns :3
And no, I'm not Apollogizing for those puns :3 XD
There Seamus to be a problem with those Moony people, these puns are McLaggen nothing, you Wood get an award for those puns ;3 XD
And no, I'm not Apollogizing for those puns :3 XD
Phoe
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Sorry but I can't make jokes they are always catastrophic, but imma say them and stay pawsitive.
Ok these are bad and YOU are all like "are you kitten me?" And no I'm not, imma carry on this meowtine of puns, it's more like a purrrramid tho :/
I am done with my puns and I hope u guys stay feline good
Ok these are bad and YOU are all like "are you kitten me?" And no I'm not, imma carry on this meowtine of puns, it's more like a purrrramid tho :/
I am done with my puns and I hope u guys stay feline good
Phoe
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My eyes, it burns
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I would tell egg puns but mine are to dang eggcellent in this eggsistent! Omelette people tell some puns but I'm cracking up on my rotten puns right now and they're all scrambling everywhere! XD BOOM! That's how you tell some eggercising and eggcruciating egg puns! 030
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Phoe
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*slow claps*
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That was punintended
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Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way
He pasta way
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This post is what I was made for.... I've been reading and saving up puns for this moment... *cough cough* get ready :3
Here's a PENNE for your thoughts, something to PASTA time away. We know you ALFREDO to try new food, NOODLES are part of your daily routini, but you'll be STROGANOFF to win the battle of SPAGHETTHETTYSBURG. Afterwards you can celebrate all night with the annual meat ball with a MACARONI and BOWTIE. He could pick you up with his LAMBOURGUINI and if you SHELL him a good time he might PASTABLY give you a RINGATONI, how RAMENTIC, the PASTABILITIES are endless with lovesagna.
P.s Pastalavista baby 8)
Here's a PENNE for your thoughts, something to PASTA time away. We know you ALFREDO to try new food, NOODLES are part of your daily routini, but you'll be STROGANOFF to win the battle of SPAGHETTHETTYSBURG. Afterwards you can celebrate all night with the annual meat ball with a MACARONI and BOWTIE. He could pick you up with his LAMBOURGUINI and if you SHELL him a good time he might PASTABLY give you a RINGATONI, how RAMENTIC, the PASTABILITIES are endless with lovesagna.
P.s Pastalavista baby 8)