Dad Jokes

[blackjana]

read it again

“ HERES MY ADORABLE WIFE “



the facts are there




WIFE




WOFE





ADORABLE WIFEEEEEEE

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[Sphynxx]

“ HERES MY ADORABLE WIFE “



the facts are there




WIFE




WOFE





ADORABLE WIFEEEEEEE

ok so what gender am i, girl or boy

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[Sphynxx]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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[blackjana]

ok so what gender am i, girl or boy

you could be a boy or a girl




u think i’m stupid

KID






i love u ur so beautiful

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[Sphynxx]

you could be a boy or a girl




u think i’m stupid

KID






i love u ur so beautiful

and my bowtie

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[blackjana]

and my bowtie

girls can wear bowties

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[Sphynxx]

girls can wear bowties

yes they can.....

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[blackjana]

yes they can.....

that’s what i said

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[Sphynxx]

that’s what i said

yeah i know.

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[blackjana]

yeah i know.

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[Sphynxx]

DAD JOKE:

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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[SplashingPaint836]

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[Selp]

Doctor: do you smoke?

Dad: Yes pork and brisket!

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[contingencyy]

I’ve never been in Benin, but I want to go to Togo, and I have gone to Ghana

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[SlayCC]

Son: I pooped my pants!
Dad: Well why did you eat it?

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[SplashingPaint836]

Son: I pooped my pants!
Dad: Well why did you eat it?

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