Dad Jokes

[SlayCC]

Share Your Dad Jokes here, I've got a lot

 

[SlayCC]

What do you do when your addicted to Sea Weed?

You Sea Kelp

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[lucas1901]

hi hungry I’m dad

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[retrolilac]

Why can’t orphans play Baseball?

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Because they can’t find home.

(it’s a bit dark lol)

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[SlayCC]

Why can’t orphans play Baseball?

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Because they can’t find home.

(it’s a bit dark lol)

Grandpa Died Last night because we couldn't figure out his Blood Type

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But he kept telling us to be positive

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[blackjana]

this is a dark joke. quote me if you get it

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side..

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[SlayCC]

When People think of calculators, they think the buttons and the screen are the most important things.

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But it's what's in the inside that counts

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[Sphynxx]

this is a dark joke. quote me if you get it

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side..

oh i get it

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[SlayCC]

I saw this Poor Guy attaching a Rocket Engine on a Deer

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Turns out he just tryna make a quick buck

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[blackjana]

i’m not getting these at all

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[Sphynxx]

i’m not getting these at all

are u a dad?

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[blackjana]

are u a dad?

no





why?!

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[Sphynxx]

no

ThEn ThAtS wHy DuUH

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[blackjana]

ThEn ThAtS wHy DuUH

ARE YOU A DAD???

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[SlayCC]

I got a very short joke to tell you



jk

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[Sphynxx]

ARE YOU A DAD???

YeS iMa DaDdY

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[blackjana]

YeS iMa DaDdY

you are not you’re still a littlebaby

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[SlayCC]

What's a Pirates Favorite Letter?

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[Sphynxx]

you are not you’re still a littlebaby

no i is daddy sphynxx
wanna see pics of my kids
lol

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[SlayCC]

What's a Pirates Favorite Letter?

You think it's "R" but it's actually THE "C"

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