Dad Jokes

[blackjana]

no i is daddy sphynxx
wanna see pics of my kids
lol

wow they are so







pretty

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[SlayCC]

wow they are so







pretty

What happened to dad jokes lmao

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[Sphynxx]

What happened to dad jokes lmao

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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[SlayCC]

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

LOL

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college

Bison

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[wishing]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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[Strel]

Want to hear a joke about ghosts?


That's the spirit!

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[laineee]

I saw this Poor Guy attaching a Rocket Engine on a Deer

Spoiler

Turns out he just tryna make a quick buck

dirty

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[retrolilac]

You think it's "R" but it's actually THE "C"

you got me there, i actually laughed so hard at this xD

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[Such]

i dont get all these jokes, am i not good enough to be a dad?

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[blackjana]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

HAHAHAHSHSOAKSKKESBD

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[NINJAMARIO]

wow they are so







pretty

Uwu

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[NINJAMARIO]

no i is daddy sphynxx
wanna see pics of my kids
lol

Are these your actual cats? They adorbs

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[Sphynxx]

Are these your actual cats? They adorbs

Those are my children bro.

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[blackjana]

Those are my children bro.

so the question we all want to know





who’s the mother/father

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[Sphynxx]

so the question we all want to know





who’s the mother/father

heres my adorable husband/wife

EDIT: wait u dont know my gender...

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[blackjana]

heres my adorable wife

wow her skin is radiating

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[Sphynxx]

wow her skin is radiating

u said mother/father lol hmm

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[blackjana]

u said mother/father lol hmm

you said “here’s my wife”

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[blackjana]

you said “here’s my wife”

mic drop

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[Sphynxx]

you said “here’s my wife”

read it again

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