cursedd
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- Oct 23, 2019
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so it’s 12:11am, and i have no life. so i’m doing a things we all despise for sw/tsw. (yes this is based off of the ways we have all died thread-)
1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention
2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)
3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens
4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down
5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities
6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge
7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3
8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”
9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off
10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs
11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests
12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.
13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness
14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills
15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish
16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center
that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:
i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.
1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention
2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)
3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens
4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down
5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities
6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge
7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3
8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”
9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off
10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs
11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests
12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.
13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness
14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills
15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish
16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center
that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:
i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.
