ways we have all died

[cursedd]

The most relatable thing

XD

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[TheRealOne]

oh my god i hate those

ikr

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[_xMaegann]

K so once I was trying to pearl and this dude blew the island right as a landed so I visited the void xD

Ouch xD
Once I did a save cuz I was running away from someone (my food died/got used up so I didn’t have any) but then the person pearled to me and bow-spammed me to my death xD

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[TheCooki3Cat]

so it’s 12:11am, and i have no life. so i’m doing a things we all despise for sw/tsw. (yes this is based off of the ways we have all died thread-)


1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention


2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)


3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens


4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down


5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities


6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge


7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3


8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”


9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off


10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs


11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests


12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.


13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness


14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills


15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish


16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center




that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:


i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.

Mobile device/phone users like myself having trouble with the screen and pads XD. Lol, also me in MM. I promise cause once I start to panic I'm going to look like I'm having a seizure.

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[cursedd]

Mobile device/phone users like myself having trouble with the screen and pads XD. Lol, also me in MM. I promise cause once I start to panic I'm going to look like I'm having a seizure.

m e

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[cursedd]

@Sphynxx close enough lol ima change the title

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[Sphynxx]

@Sphynxx close enough lol ima change the title

ok lol

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[smhnickk]

so it’s 12:11am, and i have no life. so i’m doing a things we all despise for sw/tsw. (yes this is based off of the ways we have all died thread-)


1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention


2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)


3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens


4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down


5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities


6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge


7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3


8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”


9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off


10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs


11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests


12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.


13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness


14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills


15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish


16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center




that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:


i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.

15 i know alot of lol ive died so many times to opening a chest or crafting table in pvp.

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[Quidds]

have we talked about how annoying it is when you get egged off
-from the person who egged you off
@aecid

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[cursedd]

bye i forgot about this cringe

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[ilikethaifood]

so it’s 12:11am, and i have no life. so i’m doing a things we all despise for sw/tsw. (yes this is based off of the ways we have all died thread-)


1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention


2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)


3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens


4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down


5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities


6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge


7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3


8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”


9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off


10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs


11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests


12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.


13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness


14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills


15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish


16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center




that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:


i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.

1) i've never experienced this lol, and i'm usually the one who has the tnt, but i just never get to use it

2) y e s

3) y e s x2

4) um I am that person because
a: eating food is too much of a pain for me
b: for most foods, the amount of time it takes for me to switch to the food, tap and hold to eat the food, then switch back to my weapon usually results to me losing more hp than i had to start with when i started this whole process
c: i suck at pvp, so the best thing i can do is run away :P
d: sometimes people (in this case, i) run out of food

5) i don't have pyro kit lol

6) hahahahaha i'm usually that noob

7) my team usually dies before even going to battle

8) o m g i have an absolute GRUDGE on these peeps because they usually are like "don't kill this person or y o u r e d u m b" and i usually think "i'm probably smarter than you", and i usually try and kill their little friends just to piss them off lol

9) y e s x3

10) hahahahaha x2 i'm usually that snowball person

11) i mean yes and no (read my thing for #4)

12) i usually make do with my fist (my main skins don't have fists though lol)

13) never had that happen

14) never had that happen x2

15) eh sometimes, but it's usually when i'm losing anyways

16) never had that happen x3

update:


17) pc players. (if ur an ios/android user) (check out my rant lol)

18) those who jump into a one block hole with you to try and kill you instead of hitting you from above

17) y e s x4

18) y e s x5 (because of the hit range, your hit range starts at your head and the hypotenuse of a triangle is longer than any of the 2 bases, so it's easier for you to take someone's kneecaps than for someone above you to try and crack your skull)

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[MertunDewd]

Hi

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[GnomeSaiyan2]

when you use tnt and win then get harassed by everyone because tnt isn't " good combat " well eGgS arEn'T goOd coMbaT eiTher sO frIc oFf

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[Dz81]

when you use tnt and win then get harassed by everyone because tnt isn't " good combat " well eGgS arEn'T goOd coMbaT eiTher sO frIc oFf

YES SO TRUE

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[MertunDewd]

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[SplashingPaint836]

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a skeleton eating food with no digestive system

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[PedroPerfeito]

so it’s 12:11am, and i have no life. so i’m doing a things we all despise for sw/tsw. (yes this is based off of the ways we have all died thread-)


1) those teammates who only use tnt to battle, instead of actually fighting. in the long run you usually get blown up too bc you ain’t paying attention


2) the teammates who don’t realize you’re on their team...so they try and light you on fire like a maniac (this has actually happened to me before)


3) the annoying noobs who just camp out somewhere. then, when it’s just you and them left, you get a timeout because they are chickens


4) those who place blocks while running from you. instead of actually eating the food to regen and keep fighting, they run and place blocks trying to slow you down


5) when you have the pyro kit but don’t get a good sword, so you’re stuck with either praying your pathetic wooden sword works....or you have to use an axe/shovel, and cry because you can’t use your fire abilities


6) that moment when you’re fighting a noob with only a wooden sword, and you have a diamond sword and good armor, then they knock you off the edge


7) there’s always that one teammate who runs away when in battle, leaving you
1 v 2 or 3


8) the annoying girls who team with their buddies, and you’re on one of the teams of a teamer....so you’re stuck just avoiding them because you don’t wanna hear “SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK YOU KILLED MY BESTIE!!!”


9) HACKERS!! it’s fine until you’re building a bridge peacefully and get knocked to the abyss because a hacker comes up and throws you off


10) i think we all know the struggle on any map with snow. you’re happily building a bridge to center with your golden apple, iron chest plate, and diamond sword.....then someone on the opposite side of the map manages to hit you with their stupid snowballs


11) not having any food. there are those islands that hardly have any coal/food in the chests


12) sucky supplies. idk how many times i’ve been on an island where the chests only have blocks, pufferfish, arrows with no bow, and maybe a wooden axe. then you mine the gold and diamonds and only get the same pair of boots 50 times, and your diamond ores only give you a shovel.


13) the teammates who just camp the whole game and just watch you be ganged up against, laughing in pure evilness


14) you have 4 kills already, about to get your 5th, then your game just freezes, and you have to restart your game, losing all your kills


15) when you’re in the middle of a good pvp, then you accidentally open a chest/crafting table, and in those .05 seconds you get beaten to death by gary’s only weapon.....a pufferfish


16) running out of blocks when you’re 10 blocks away from the center




that’s all i have for now. i have a story to tell about something hilarious that happened to me, so here you go:


i was on tsw, casually mining for some armor, food, and a good sword. we were about 50 seconds in, when i started getting beaten. i turned around and this maniac was in my tunnel, swinging his wooden sword around in all different directions. his head was having some spasm or something too. he looked like those kids who forgot to take their adhd pill. long story short i killed him within 2 hits.

What I can do with pupperfishs and coal in SW? Im a little noob and dont know, Sorry XD

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[SplashingPaint836]

What I can do with pupperfishs and coal in SW? Im a little noob and dont know, Sorry XD

Pufferfish for poison and coal for torches. Both are useless.

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