It's Joke Time! :O :) :D

[Yello]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Lmao xD

View reply.

 

[Fheonix]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

That joke made me laugh xDDD

View reply.

 

[GLXC_AUS]

I'll bring you all fresh jokes later ;3

View reply.

 

[CookiesAndDeath]

why did sally fall off the swings?

because she had no arms

Holy **** nice one

View reply.

 

[Catto]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Poor Girl.... XD

View reply.

 

[PhantomS]

Let me begin the joke

{Ray go to their classroom}

{Sir Johnson ask a student to tell a joke}

{Ray raises his hand up!}

Sir;Okay ray,Whats your joke

Ray;This would be awesome {Said to his mind}

Sir;Would you begin :/ {I think Sir Johnson is a little bit bored }

Ray;Okay sir i will begin

Ray;Sir,How can you put the elephant inside the fridge?

Sir;How? {Sir doesn't know the answer}

Ray;Your gonna open the fridge and put the elephant inside in it..

Ray;Sir,Another question

Sir;Okay

Ray;How will you put the donkey inside the fridge?

Sir;You will open the fridge and put the donkey in it..?

Ray;No sir,You need to open the firdge remove the elephant and put the donkey in it.?

Sir;Are you kidding me!

Ray;No sir!

Part 2?Reply!!

Lmao! Nice joke!

View reply.

 

[PhantomS]

Also Filipino

there is the same joke in french but the monkey is a giraffe

View reply.

 

[PhantomS]

Also Filipino

there is the same joke in french but the monkey is a giraffe

View reply.

 

[cheesyunicorn]

Let me begin the joke

{Ray go to their classroom}

{Sir Johnson ask a student to tell a joke}

{Ray raises his hand up!}

Sir;Okay ray,Whats your joke

Ray;This would be awesome {Said to his mind}

Sir;Would you begin :/ {I think Sir Johnson is a little bit bored }

Ray;Okay sir i will begin

Ray;Sir,How can you put the elephant inside the fridge?

Sir;How? {Sir doesn't know the answer}

Ray;Your gonna open the fridge and put the elephant inside in it..

Ray;Sir,Another question

Sir;Okay

Ray;How will you put the donkey inside the fridge?

Sir;You will open the fridge and put the donkey in it..?

Ray;No sir,You need to open the firdge remove the elephant and put the donkey in it.?

Sir;Are you kidding me!

Ray;No sir!

Part 2?Reply!!

@Ray_Palmer_Atom :O You're in this story! XD

View reply.

 

[Strel]

why did tigger look in the toilet?

he was looking for pooh

View reply.

 

[B3N]

hahhahahaha XD

View reply.

 

[Scripted Angel]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Nice 1 but every girl is beautiful

View reply.

 

[GLXC_AUS]

Nice 1 but every girl is beautiful

You sure?

View reply.