It's Joke Time! :O :) :D

[JakeTheDutchAD]

Let me begin the joke

{Ray go to their classroom}

{Sir Johnson ask a student to tell a joke}

{Ray raises his hand up!}

Sir;Okay ray,Whats your joke

Ray;This would be awesome {Said to his mind}

Sir;Would you begin :/ {I think Sir Johnson is a little bit bored }

Ray;Okay sir i will begin

Ray;Sir,How can you put the elephant inside the fridge?

Sir;How? {Sir doesn't know the answer}

Ray;Your gonna open the fridge and put the elephant inside in it..

Ray;Sir,Another question

Sir;Okay

Ray;How will you put the donkey inside the fridge?

Sir;You will open the fridge and put the donkey in it..?

Ray;No sir,You need to open the firdge remove the elephant and put the donkey in it.?

Sir;Are you kidding me!

Ray;No sir!

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[lucas1901]

Very nice it might me laugh

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[Capitaine64]

Let me begin the joke

{Ray go to their classroom}

{Sir Johnson ask a student to tell a joke}

{Ray raises his hand up!}

Sir;Okay ray,Whats your joke

Ray;This would be awesome {Said to his mind}

Sir;Would you begin :/ {I think Sir Johnson is a little bit bored }

Ray;Okay sir i will begin

Ray;Sir,How can you put the elephant inside the fridge?

Sir;How? {Sir doesn't know the answer}

Ray;Your gonna open the fridge and put the elephant inside in it..

Ray;Sir,Another question

Sir;Okay

Ray;How will you put the donkey inside the fridge?

Sir;You will open the fridge and put the donkey in it..?

Ray;No sir,You need to open the firdge remove the elephant and put the donkey in it.?

Sir;Are you kidding me!

Ray;No sir!

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there is the same joke in french but the monkey is a giraffe

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[GLXC_AUS]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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[JakeTheDutchAD]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

xD

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[JakeTheDutchAD]

Let me begin the joke

{Ray go to their classroom}

{Sir Johnson ask a student to tell a joke}

{Ray raises his hand up!}

Sir;Okay ray,Whats your joke

Ray;This would be awesome {Said to his mind}

Sir;Would you begin :/ {I think Sir Johnson is a little bit bored }

Ray;Okay sir i will begin

Ray;Sir,How can you put the elephant inside the fridge?

Sir;How? {Sir doesn't know the answer}

Ray;Your gonna open the fridge and put the elephant inside in it..

Ray;Sir,Another question

Sir;Okay

Ray;How will you put the donkey inside the fridge?

Sir;You will open the fridge and put the donkey in it..?

Ray;No sir,You need to open the firdge remove the elephant and put the donkey in it.?

Sir;Are you kidding me!

Ray;No sir!

Ray;It's lions Birthday party all animals went to it,What was the thing left?

Sir;The cake

Ray;No sir!It's the donkey cause its inside the fridge

Sir;Df?You kidding me kid!

Ray;No sir,Last question sir

Sir;Okay

Ray;You wanted to cross the river but theres alot of crocodile without a bridge,How will you cross?

Sir;I will jump on the crocodiles heads

Ray;No sir,A big wrong you can swim,Because all of the animals went on the lions Birthday….


Hope i make you laugh!Good day!

~Jake

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[RedMaster10]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

OMFG HAHAAAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

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[Strel]

why did sally fall off the swings?

because she had no arms

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[FreeCrowns]

i didnt read it xd

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[seacosmos]

I cringed when I saw the name Ray and was like "NOPE!" ._.

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[JakeTheDutchAD]

I cringed when I saw the name Ray and was like "NOPE!" ._.

•Umm,Is there a problem with the name? ~RAY~?

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[Strel]

•Umm,Is there a problem with the name? ~RAY~?

made me think of @Ray_Palmer_Atom

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[JakeTheDutchAD]

made me think of @Ray_Palmer_Atom

Oh xD and sorry @Ray_Palmer_Atom if i OPPENDED you! on my joke

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[Phoe]

What do u call a noob trying to be cool,


Annoying ^^ I found dis very funny

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[Strike345]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

Lmfao ill quote dat as a roast

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[mosquito1244210]

Noice joke

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[mosquito1244210]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Lol

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[seacosmos]

•Umm,Is there a problem with the name? ~RAY~?

I know three people named Ray
So it reminded me of them, which made me cringe xD
Sorry

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[~GingerbreadSwirl~]

• "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
• Whenever I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Owo dos r funneh :3

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[RuinaOceana]

XDDD I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THERE

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