Zoomers in a nutshell

[mistuide]

Warning: I'm not a boomer for saying these stuff, enjoy

Damn I'm listening to sh17ty music thru my airpods, and also listening to earrape beatz through my blutooth device, damn it feels good being a zoomer, but it's really hard being a pre-alpha male around these boomers
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Another one

Mom, I opend my book to study and I broke my leg

Mom: oh yeah what did you expect, it's because of that damm phone, now go back to your basment and study

Girl: ok, boomer

Mom: I have no idea what that means, but I feel like it's an insult, but you have no f@k1ng right to call me that, I gave birth to you and I can put you back from where you came from

Girl: u can't because you adopted me (OHHHHHHHH)
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Another two

*girl casually snoring and sleeping then wakes up*

Girl: I have the sudden urge to go to every resturant in town and take a pic of the first bite, so people will compliment my teeth and my beauty, let's go!

12 seconds later (le meme)

Ok let's what people said, wait what, indian dudes and complimanting the food and not me?! What is this shi-

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You may consume 3 beans, but no more...

Dude I'm so tired of that damn school, everyday I have to wake up at 7 am and that's beyond too early for me (ah sh17, here we go again)

and homework, omg its so annoying and time consuming, idek why am I even complaining about it since I never do my homework (homework? No, i prefer gaming)
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Bean 4

*weird old song*

*crying* damn, this song is so nostalgic, I wish if time was only here to repeat itself, all I can say is: iwas borN in the wrong gneration

Like to die instantly, it's taking you a while to relise how am I actually not a humorist, wtf just like what are you waitin for

 

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[mistuide]

(REEEEEEEEEEE)

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I don’t even know what you mean by stopping it, you know I never stop, so yeah

but it’s ok I know these aren’t funny anymore, moral of all of this, I’m trying to put a smile on your faces, so from now on I’ll stop making edgy cringy 2015 threads, and only make educational family friendly threads, you may not like it, but that’s what peak content is nowadays

sike I would never do that, but the nutshells, I will stop making them for months, or even years..

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