mistuide
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- Jan 19, 2021
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If no one’s gonna say it then I’ll have to say it, pe teachers suck, yes they suck, and I’m tired of pretending that they’re not, all teachers suck in general, but pe teachers are like a gift from satan himself, so yeah, I don’t even know what will be more entertaining or retarded thing to chat about this, so I’m just gonna point my pe teacher off, and wish for the best
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The cheese
basically basically basically basically I don’t even know why, but it’s like sometimes you have to admit, that pe teachers are the worst, I’ll try to talk about one subject so here I go, where do I start, Their gorilla looking or their nike oufit, probably their gorilla looking, you know, when you enter school, you find a gorilla bear looking American man just vibing and involved in organizing and stuff, you think at first he is the school janitor, later on you find a handsome looking muscular man vibing at the entrance of school, you first think he is the pe teacher, heck ya dude he will turn you from a casual simp to a six pack full grown slick back hair man, but, in reality things are much different, it’s always the opposite the right, that pretty looking man is the school janitor, and that fat gorilla is the school janitor, like, dude, you are a school janitor, test gorilla for biolgy for goodness sake-
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His acts
First of all, how the heck is your grandmother, and why the heck do you even bother yourself asking us to run faster and do 2.5 jogs instead of moving your lazy fat tummy,your momma fed u a lot of cake didn’t she,or should I say, your grandomther?
I think his grandma fed him so much cookies when he was young that he became fat and forgot about his actual parents, probably that’s why he mentions his grandmother every single darn time
Hey teacher, my skull broke because of the headshot of the football
Yeah man, even my grandmother can shoot it, you lazy cow muffin
Teacher I broke my spine while I was doing my push ups
Yeah man, even my grandmother can push up better than you
Sir I have a condition and I can’t run
Even my grandmother runs faster than u so im original lmao
Listen here, your grandmother ain’t a lecture, nobody lectures me with 80 y/o like u, so keep silence, nobody wants to hear what amazing things your grandmother did fgs dude
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Final words
stop being a bad pe teacher, it doesn’t make you gucci, and I think everyone should stay with my line, right?
Like to die instantly it will help introverts to live a better healthy life, dew it before I base a bottle flip on your head
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The cheese
basically basically basically basically I don’t even know why, but it’s like sometimes you have to admit, that pe teachers are the worst, I’ll try to talk about one subject so here I go, where do I start, Their gorilla looking or their nike oufit, probably their gorilla looking, you know, when you enter school, you find a gorilla bear looking American man just vibing and involved in organizing and stuff, you think at first he is the school janitor, later on you find a handsome looking muscular man vibing at the entrance of school, you first think he is the pe teacher, heck ya dude he will turn you from a casual simp to a six pack full grown slick back hair man, but, in reality things are much different, it’s always the opposite the right, that pretty looking man is the school janitor, and that fat gorilla is the school janitor, like, dude, you are a school janitor, test gorilla for biolgy for goodness sake-
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His acts
First of all, how the heck is your grandmother, and why the heck do you even bother yourself asking us to run faster and do 2.5 jogs instead of moving your lazy fat tummy,your momma fed u a lot of cake didn’t she,or should I say, your grandomther?
I think his grandma fed him so much cookies when he was young that he became fat and forgot about his actual parents, probably that’s why he mentions his grandmother every single darn time
Hey teacher, my skull broke because of the headshot of the football
Yeah man, even my grandmother can shoot it, you lazy cow muffin
Teacher I broke my spine while I was doing my push ups
Yeah man, even my grandmother can push up better than you
Sir I have a condition and I can’t run
Even my grandmother runs faster than u so im original lmao
Listen here, your grandmother ain’t a lecture, nobody lectures me with 80 y/o like u, so keep silence, nobody wants to hear what amazing things your grandmother did fgs dude
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Final words
stop being a bad pe teacher, it doesn’t make you gucci, and I think everyone should stay with my line, right?
Like to die instantly it will help introverts to live a better healthy life, dew it before I base a bottle flip on your head
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. Then we got a nice teacher in g10, he has pronunciation problem tho because one of his veins in his brain popped off eventually leading to a surgery affecting how he speaks, we love him tho. <3 I still hate the p3dO one, he talks about the private parts a lot and has pnis sculptures hidden to his office.
The best part is when the teacher joins your team, that's when you know the other team's goin down XD
