AltMeerkat24876
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1.Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
2. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
3. They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
4. Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
5. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
6. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
7. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
8. When nothing is going right, go left.
9. Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
10. If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
11. A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
12. When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
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13. My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
14. My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
15. Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
16. When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
17. I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
18. I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
19. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
20. Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
21. Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
22. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
23. My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
24. Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
25. "Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
26. If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
27. In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
28. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
29. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
30. Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
You can post a thread here and mention me for a quote for you
(select either funny, evil, love or best or any kind of quotes)
1.Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
2. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
3. They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
4. Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
5. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
6. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
7. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
8. When nothing is going right, go left.
9. Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
10. If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
11. A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
12. When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Note: You can take any quotes even people selected it
13. My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
14. My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
15. Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
16. When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
17. I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
18. I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
19. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
20. Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
21. Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
22. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
23. My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
24. Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
25. "Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
26. If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
27. In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
28. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
29. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
30. Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
You can post a thread here and mention me for a quote for you
(select either funny, evil, love or best or any kind of quotes)
