mistuide
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- Jan 19, 2021
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What your haircut says about
about you
about you
Middle White part
You are the average instagram girl who’s name is Stacy
Bowl cut
You really don’t wanna have a girlfriend, jokes aside, get a gf
Buzz cut
You are that weird pe teacher who has 500 gb of files saved on his computer
Pixie cut
You either end up looking like Rhianna, or you either end up looking like a karen mom
Fade
You have the personality of a stock image, aka bad asf
Afro
You must be using internet explorer since you are rocking a haircut older than time itself
Balding
You are slowly losing your political rights
Bald
You don’t have any political rights, fricking cowboy
Mohawk
You think partying all night with your homies is better than writing your homework that is worth at least 80% of your grades, and that it makes you radical
and for the love of common sense, can you please, stop dating navy teenage girls
Nohawk
You definitely lost a bet to your reddit friends, now look at yourself, dumbo
Messy bun
You really like thinking you are not like the other girls, also, eating junk food and watching bad Netflix shows is not a personality or a special thing
Dreadlocks
You are a mumble rapper with 45 followers on SoundCloud
Mullet
You like scaring everyone
Flat top
You’re either a bully from the 90s (like Buzz from Home Alone) or you are an american dad who beats his tv when his fav football team doesn’t win
Crew cut
You are probably some basic guy that drives a Toyota Corolla and works at a car service
Bob cut
You argue with strangers on Facebook about covid 19 and you also have a failing realtionship
Hair graffiti
You have serious daddy issues, and stop asking mommy for money, get a job
Long and curly
Please stay 2 light-years away from me, you look like my local witch that threw the rage potion in my house
Short and curly
Having a score of 50 thousands point on Snapchat does not make you automatically special, you have to work harder for being special, and btw, you love eating your poor little brother’s pizza
Space bunz
In Twitter’s eyes you are racist for pulling this hairstyle, if you know, you know
E boy hair
Fun fact: lip syncing to mainstream song remixes is not a talent nor a special thing, everyone with a functional brain can do it easily
E girl hair
You are not contributing in our society nor our solar system, and your hair is weird and probably old and not new, jokes aside, I’m not contributing to society as well, welcome to our train
Emo hair
You insult everyone who doesn’t listen to your bad screamo “music” and then wonder why everyone hates you
Pobador
You are one of those motivational generic youtubers that likes to flex with their rented tesla and hotel room
now that’s motivational asf, I feel like starting the industrial revolution all over again
Strawberry
If you have this haircut, Lucifier fears you
Einstien
You are messy and you know nothing about hygiene
Josuke
Your hair looks like a comically large shoe
Long hair as a boy, short hair as a girl
You rock a rock band that is a low budget hippie band
Wig
You are definitely insecure about your looks, we already know you are not pretty so take that fake hair off
I- I really wonder who’s gonna read this shrimp
wait hold on before you take everything serious this thread is a joke, you rock in whatever hairstyle, you are gucci even if you are bald, tho you may have no political rights, but even with the josuke you look gucci, tho it looks like a large shoe, so pls don’t take anything serious, it’s a joke, and goodbye
