What you do when you a noob?

When we just bought Minecraft, you maybe think about this.
1)What that!
2)What will happen if i do this?
3)I'm a pro! You all noob
And more...

Here, let me know the most awkward, funny and saddest thing you do as a noob :p .
Giant cuboid shaped houses with a single block. Full of torches. :/
Now I regret that knowing NXUS is being constructed while I build ugly pile of horse poo... :(
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I dug down to the void in creative mode and I didn't know how to fly


I accidentally blew up my TNT house



I didnt know what a crafting table was


I spent about a month running from "giant spiters" "green guys" "other green guys :)" "skeleton archers" before I learned how to punch them
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I called the witch “sir” cuz i thought he was a boy
And then i built a cave house and i dug up and then there was water so i told myself “WOWWW I HAVE A SHOWER HAHA” then i went back down and noticed that my house is full of water,So i removed the water and then saw a spider in a river I was like “OH WHATS THAT IMMA FOLLOW THAT THING” and then ended up being lost THE END


Fun Fact: I Thought the zombies were sacrificing their child using the mob spawner lol
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I’ve eaten pufferfish, thinking it was candy
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I made a big mine and whenever I found iron i mined it with a wooden pickaxe and wondering why I didn't get that brown rock thing. But that's an upgrade from before that because I was mining stone with my fist.
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Me :

ohhh i love this game!
*doesnt know there are monsters*

*gasp* a.. Spider.... Oowws... *runs away*
*deletes world* *screams*

next day :

me : hay balablannksxnk do you play mc?

Student : yes my ign is : nksxnsxkxsnknksxsxnk
Me : ok lets play in your world.

Student : *tells just seed*

Me : ok and can i destroy something there?

Student : nono just stay there ... *laughs*

next day : i cant find you :(
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I remember I built a house next to a river, and a squid scared the poop out of me because I thought it was an enderman. I was inside and out of the corner of my eye I saw a squid leg, which I thought was an enderman's hand. xD

I'm still scared of Endermen to this day
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imma not noob at first i play bcuz i was look at someone video then download mc.
and when i joined mc,i was know everything bc i was saw an indonesian ytber (im indonesian) sooo i searched up "how to play minecraft pe" i search that bcuz i was thinking mc is a adventure games like collecting item,and fighting a boss (even if mc like that xd) and i know everything... and yea...
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When we just bought Minecraft, you maybe think about this.
1)What that!
2)What will happen if i do this?
3)I'm a pro! You all noob
And more...

Here, let me know the most awkward, funny and saddest thing you do as a noob :p .
I was walking and mine dirt, wood and stone with my hand xD and when the night come I broke 3 blocks down and hide from the zombies xD
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I tried to craft a house with wood and a door
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I once tried to build myself a cactus house in the desert, but whenever I placed them next to each other they broke xd
It wasn’t on peaceful mode too xd
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i 1st played multiplayer
And my friend lets call him Vince
Kk so vince showed me the game minecraft kk

Firstly
- the controls where so frikin smol and idk how to adjust it
- idk how 2 sprint
- i was scared of caves
- i keep on dying cuz of my friend

idk 2 yrs latrr i finaly got reveng on em
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I tried to figure out the controls, tried to build and tried to pvp in Lifeboat but always got rekt. Yeet.
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