What is the dumbest thing you’ve heard?

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I’m bored as you can tell so what the dumbest thing you’ve heard idrk if it’s from a week ago or like 6 years ago I just want to here dumb sheet people said. Mine isn’t that dumb but it was the most recent dumb thing I’ve heard, it was from a friend she said.

“ is Kpop like a Chinese thing or is it Russian”

I haven’t talk to her since the day she said that, and I think she still doesn’t know.
 
This was like last night

This lady got pulled over by this cop and they were like talking and stuff, but as soon as he asked her to do something (because she was about to get arrested) she went “I can’t understand you, I’m deaf” like— she just talked to the cop for five minutes!
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Icy_Hatake said:
This was like last night

This lady got pulled over by this cop and they were like talking and stuff, but as soon as he asked her to do something (because she was about to get arrested) she went “I can’t understand you, I’m deaf” like— she just talked to the cop for five minutes!
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Lmao ;D
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These are some recent ones i can think of
(In line for a giga coaster)
“This only looks about 120 feet”
“I don’t think this one is super fast- the corkscrew has the same rating” (the park gives each a ride a 1-5 rating based on the thrill level)
(In line for corkscrew)
Kid behind me- “if you close your eyes you can tell how fast it is”
He was 20mph off btw lol

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Me: *Decides to flick cheese across the table*
Teacher: Hey! I saw you throw food! That’s lunch detention!
Me: But I was flicking it! I didn’t throw-
Teacher: Do you want 2 days of lunch detention?
Me: No ma’am.
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(We were studying earthquakes)
(My mom and my twin sister)
My mom :
Where’s the place where the most earthquakes happen
Me: California
My mom : (laughing her butt off) no it’s inside the earth
My sister: (wheezing)
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Strel said:
These are some recent ones i can think of
(In line for a giga coaster)
“This only looks about 120 feet”
“I don’t think this one is super fast- the corkscrew has the same rating” (the park gives each a ride a 1-5 rating based on the thrill level)
(In line for corkscrew)
Kid behind me- “if you close your eyes you can tell how fast it is”
He was 20mph off btw lol

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Lol how old was that kid? Also is the corkscrew fun I’m going to Caesar point in August and I’m planning to go on the rides I didn’t go on the last time I went.
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RoséKim_ said:
Lol how old was that kid? Also is the corkscrew fun I’m going to Caesar point in August and I’m planning to go on the rides I didn’t go on the last time I went.
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Not sure, he looked about 12


Cedar Point? that’ s my favorite park, have fun xD
It’s jerky (also a short ride), but if you haven’t ridden it, go on it.
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Dumbest thing I’ve heard. OH RIGHT YEA. Long story I know.

Ok so it was the last day, last lesson of term and we were in maths class. However we got to do a general knowledge quiz, about music, sports and stuff, since we have 6 weeks of a break. I got into a group with this annoying bih and my “””””””””friend”””””””””””” so we were doing questions like. “What country does Honda come from” like yea. But to avoid cheating we passed our sheets to another group, in our case it was the group of ‘hard men’ the ones who think they’re fking units. Anyway we had just gotten all the questions for the music done and we were pretty confident, we swapped the sheets and to our surprise we got half marks. But they were right answers? Turns out they changed theirs and got 300+ points and we got 250+, no biggie.round 2 of the music. BUT OHHHHH WE SAT INFRONT OF THE “”POPULAR GIRLS” the BTS song came on it was IDOL. and they said, “oh yea isn’t this ed sheeran” I LOST IT OMG. they got 4/15 anyway. Then it was an Elon musk question and they put Steven hawking. Like how tf. We gave the boys our work again and then they marked it wrong, again. Sir took our paper. The annoying bih was like “THEYA FINNA THINK WE CHEATIN” then he looked at.... let’s call him jay. Sir looked at jay and said, “are you stupid?” And jay got sent out for answering back. Istg some people make me laugh. IDOL BY ED SHEERAN LMAOAOAOKAOAOAO
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Wishing said:
Dumbest thing I’ve heard. OH RIGHT YEA. Long story I know.

Ok so it was the last day, last lesson of term and we were in maths class. However we got to do a general knowledge quiz, about music, sports and stuff, since we have 6 weeks of a break. I got into a group with this annoying bih and my “””””””””friend”””””””””””” so we were doing questions like. “What country does Honda come from” like yea. But to avoid cheating we passed our sheets to another group, in our case it was the group of ‘hard men’ the ones who think they’re fking units. Anyway we had just gotten all the questions for the music done and we were pretty confident, we swapped the sheets and to our surprise we got half marks. But they were right answers? Turns out they changed theirs and got 300+ points and we got 250+, no biggie.round 2 of the music. BUT OHHHHH WE SAT INFRONT OF THE “”POPULAR GIRLS” the BTS song came on it was IDOL. and they said, “oh yea isn’t this ed sheeran” I LOST IT OMG. they got 4/15 anyway. Then it was an Elon musk question and they put Steven hawking. Like how tf. We gave the boys our work again and then they marked it wrong, again. Sir took our paper. The annoying bih was like “THEYA FINNA THINK WE CHEATIN” then he looked at.... let’s call him jay. Sir looked at jay and said, “are you stupid?” And jay got sent out for answering back. Istg some people make me laugh. IDOL BY ED SHEERAN LMAOAOAOKAOAOAO
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Sorry forgot to mention they scribbled out sht and put arrows so it looked like we where unorganised
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Wishing said:
Dumbest thing I’ve heard. OH RIGHT YEA. Long story I know.

Ok so it was the last day, last lesson of term and we were in maths class. However we got to do a general knowledge quiz, about music, sports and stuff, since we have 6 weeks of a break. I got into a group with this annoying bih and my “””””””””friend”””””””””””” so we were doing questions like. “What country does Honda come from” like yea. But to avoid cheating we passed our sheets to another group, in our case it was the group of ‘hard men’ the ones who think they’re fking units. Anyway we had just gotten all the questions for the music done and we were pretty confident, we swapped the sheets and to our surprise we got half marks. But they were right answers? Turns out they changed theirs and got 300+ points and we got 250+, no biggie.round 2 of the music. BUT OHHHHH WE SAT INFRONT OF THE “”POPULAR GIRLS” the BTS song came on it was IDOL. and they said, “oh yea isn’t this ed sheeran” I LOST IT OMG. they got 4/15 anyway. Then it was an Elon musk question and they put Steven hawking. Like how tf. We gave the boys our work again and then they marked it wrong, again. Sir took our paper. The annoying bih was like “THEYA FINNA THINK WE CHEATIN” then he looked at.... let’s call him jay. Sir looked at jay and said, “are you stupid?” And jay got sent out for answering back. Istg some people make me laugh. IDOL BY ED SHEERAN LMAOAOAOKAOAOAO
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Oml I love this story must’ve been hella annoying to be in that class, I feel sorry for you but still, this got me laughing for a good 2 minutes thanks
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"Erik mean 'awesome' in Canadian."
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"Just because I said I wanted to make out with a guy that doesn't make me gay"

From my best friend who's a guy. I love him lmao he says some of the dumbest crap.
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