What is causing the surplus of hackers?

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flying eels.


flying eels are poisonous. if you get bitten by an adult eel, you can catch a wide range of diseases like teleport disease, leopardjitis, speeditis, long reach and aura. The most common disease tho is flyitis. This causes the player to fly and want to kill people.
Baby flying eels' poison also has side effects, you can catch the same diseases, but they usually end up with the player poofing into oblivion.
These diseases are not to be confused with the ones caught from flying turtles, called jump glide disease and frogflu. one causes the player to be able to fly by jumping and the other to act like a frog.
So, most hacking incidents are caused by flying eel bites. NOT to be confused with flying turtle bites.
Stay away from blocklauncher and clientland, the realm of flying eels and u should be safe.
Also many people who get bit, tend to turn into steves

a special hybrid, called an eelurtle effects mods
 
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Strelitzia said:
flying eels.


flying eels are poisonous. if you get bitten by an adult eel, you can catch a wide range of diseases like teleport disease, leopardjitis, speeditis, long reach and aura. The most common disease tho is flyitisThis causes the player to fly and want to kill people.
Baby flying eels' poison also has side effects, you can catch the same diseases, but they usually end up with the player poofing into oblivion.
These diseases are not to be confused with the ones caught from flying turtles, called jump glide disease and frogflu. one causes the player to be abme to fly by jumping and the other to act like a frog.
So, most hacking incidents are caused by flying eel bites. NOT to be confused with flying turtle bites.
Stay away from blocklauncher and clientland, the realm of flying eels and u should be safe.
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This should be Minecraft rule #1
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Lol so many typos and stuff ;3

Anyways, I got bitten by a Flying eel once but I fought it, and came back! ^-^
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Strelitzia said:
flying eels.


flying eels are poisonous. if you get bitten by an adult eel, you can catch a wide range of diseases like teleport disease, leopardjitis, speeditis, long reach and aura. The most common disease tho is flyitis. This causes the player to fly and want to kill people.
Baby flying eels' poison also has side effects, you can catch the same diseases, but they usually end up with the player poofing into oblivion.
These diseases are not to be confused with the ones caught from flying turtles, called jump glide disease and frogflu. one causes the player to be able to fly by jumping and the other to act like a frog.
So, most hacking incidents are caused by flying eel bites. NOT to be confused with flying turtle bites.
Stay away from blocklauncher and clientland, the realm of flying eels and u should be safe.
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I might gonna use these symptoms when I'm reporting a hacker from now on. XD
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Strelitzia said:
flying eels.


flying eels are poisonous. if you get bitten by an adult eel, you can catch a wide range of diseases like teleport disease, leopardjitis, speeditis, long reach and aura. The most common disease tho is flyitis. This causes the player to fly and want to kill people.
Baby flying eels' poison also has side effects, you can catch the same diseases, but they usually end up with the player poofing into oblivion.
These diseases are not to be confused with the ones caught from flying turtles, called jump glide disease and frogflu. one causes the player to be able to fly by jumping and the other to act like a frog.
So, most hacking incidents are caused by flying eel bites. NOT to be confused with flying turtle bites.
Stay away from blocklauncher and clientland, the realm of flying eels and u should be safe.
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However, baby flying turtles consume baby flying eels which transmits the disease like how fleas transmit plague to rats.
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Also, when I read the words 'flying eels' I thought for a moment this was gonna turn into a TSA reference somehow. Disappointed. (I'm sorry I'm STILL freaking out over the heavy connections to Warbreaker in Oathbringer)
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What is wrong with all these flying eels and frogflu? Is it those kiddos who got their ipads and tablets and stuff for Christmas deciding to hack?
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Strelitzia said:
flying eels.


flying eels are poisonous. if you get bitten by an adult eel, you can catch a wide range of diseases like teleport disease, leopardjitis, speeditis, long reach and aura. The most common disease tho is flyitis. This causes the player to fly and want to kill people.
Baby flying eels' poison also has side effects, you can catch the same diseases, but they usually end up with the player poofing into oblivion.
These diseases are not to be confused with the ones caught from flying turtles, called jump glide disease and frogflu. one causes the player to be able to fly by jumping and the other to act like a frog.
So, most hacking incidents are caused by flying eel bites. NOT to be confused with flying turtle bites.
Stay away from blocklauncher and clientland, the realm of flying eels and u should be safe.
Also many people who get bit, tend to turn into steves

a special hybrid, called an eelurtle effects mods
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Such a creative way of saying "Hacking is a disease, many effects occur. Don't get hacking clients as well"
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Dis guy
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