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Hey there! You're probably here because you've had enough of targeters and campers. I assure by the end of this message, you will be inspired to still play Microbattles (but still suck at it)
Let's start with the easy parts. How do you win? Easy. Here are some pro-tips used by many pro players today.
Bored of having fun?
You could always camp to make others pissed off at you. Remember, when you camp, it's perfectly fine, but when someone legitimately camps, it's a serious crime. One final tip, if you're a famous player who camps, make sure you hide your identity by pointing out other great players who have camped once. Make sure you add in that additional bow, and you could be a professinal camper. Woah. I bet you'll get all the ladies with that title.
Tired of getting killed over and over again by the same player?
You could always use targeting. Make sure that after every person that tries to kill you, type 'targeter' and the XD emoji . Also, everyone someone kills you, always yell 'targeter!'. Because the person who killed you ruined your 3 win streak. Whoopdedoo.
Also, if it is one of the following deaths:
Tired of playing fair?
Well, be sure you buy a diamond or emerald rank so that you can lava camp and always win because of the ridiculous buffs Vertx gave you. Who knew winning only costed a measly 10$ (or 25$ if you one extra armor bar and some chicken... OOOOHHHHH).
What? You think my tactics don't work? That they are gimmicky and don't show a test of strength? Pshhh...
Just check out the leaderboard...
About 17 out of 29 have a rank.
About 3 out of 29 camp (the professional campers B))
About 3 don't even play the game anymore.
And the rest of us are tryhards trying to make our mark in BrokenLens despite not having a rank.
So the answer to winning Microbattles is simple, ya either gotta camp, play 12 hours a day, or use all that money you earned on cleaning the toilet on a game that you'll probably stop playing next year. Have fun!
Here are some quotes from satisfying users:
"Watch as the world's 12th best server turn a simple team game to a piece of trash"
"I luv dis game bc i am pro lolol"
"Please nerf camping"
"Please ban targeting and lava camping"
See? At least a whooping 20% care about the ser- nope it's down to 1%. I bet that vote was Ver- nope, even Vertx hates this game okay.
Introducing...
Basic Kit: The kit you use when you're poor
Knight Kit: Wh-why would you even?
Pyro Kit: The kit that needs money to work
Frozone Kit: The Kit that was so crappy, it got removed.
Warrior Kit: The good kit, until the buster was buffed
Archer Kit: The kit that everyone sucks at using
Buster Kit: The Kit players use when they don't want to work
TEAM DM (but with lava)
(oh yeah pls buy our ranks)
P.S Not taking shots at BrokenLens, just poking fun at the WORST COMMUNITY IN BROKENLE-
Let's start with the easy parts. How do you win? Easy. Here are some pro-tips used by many pro players today.
Bored of having fun?
You could always camp to make others pissed off at you. Remember, when you camp, it's perfectly fine, but when someone legitimately camps, it's a serious crime. One final tip, if you're a famous player who camps, make sure you hide your identity by pointing out other great players who have camped once. Make sure you add in that additional bow, and you could be a professinal camper. Woah. I bet you'll get all the ladies with that title.
Tired of getting killed over and over again by the same player?
You could always use targeting. Make sure that after every person that tries to kill you, type 'targeter' and the XD emoji . Also, everyone someone kills you, always yell 'targeter!'. Because the person who killed you ruined your 3 win streak. Whoopdedoo.
Also, if it is one of the following deaths:
- you got knocked into lava
- you got killed
- someone chased you down because you are low
- someone close to you kills you
Tired of playing fair?
Well, be sure you buy a diamond or emerald rank so that you can lava camp and always win because of the ridiculous buffs Vertx gave you. Who knew winning only costed a measly 10$ (or 25$ if you one extra armor bar and some chicken... OOOOHHHHH).
What? You think my tactics don't work? That they are gimmicky and don't show a test of strength? Pshhh...
Just check out the leaderboard...
About 17 out of 29 have a rank.
About 3 out of 29 camp (the professional campers B))
About 3 don't even play the game anymore.
And the rest of us are tryhards trying to make our mark in BrokenLens despite not having a rank.
So the answer to winning Microbattles is simple, ya either gotta camp, play 12 hours a day, or use all that money you earned on cleaning the toilet on a game that you'll probably stop playing next year. Have fun!
Here are some quotes from satisfying users:
"Watch as the world's 12th best server turn a simple team game to a piece of trash"
"I luv dis game bc i am pro lolol"
"Please nerf camping"
"Please ban targeting and lava camping"
See? At least a whooping 20% care about the ser- nope it's down to 1%. I bet that vote was Ver- nope, even Vertx hates this game okay.
Introducing...
Basic Kit: The kit you use when you're poor
Knight Kit: Wh-why would you even?
Pyro Kit: The kit that needs money to work
Frozone Kit: The Kit that was so crappy, it got removed.
Warrior Kit: The good kit, until the buster was buffed
Archer Kit: The kit that everyone sucks at using
Buster Kit: The Kit players use when they don't want to work
TEAM DM (but with lava)
(oh yeah pls buy our ranks)
P.S Not taking shots at BrokenLens, just poking fun at the WORST COMMUNITY IN BROKENLE-
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me too
i wasnt here way before so idk how mb was like back then but sure enough it went down alot when the pvp changed lots of stuff got nerfed n a tad more when cross teaming got banned people left and rumors spread and people camped a ton more 