Try Not To Cringe Challenge 99.9% Fail!

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Part 1: Jokes :)
WARNING: This is long, so don't say I'm wasting your time.

1. What did the monkey do when they saw a spider on a tree? They went BANANAS!

2. Have you heard about the butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't SPREAD IT!

3. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under A VEST!

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!

5. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! You're like you gotta be KITTEN me XD No more cat jokes for MEOW :3

6. What type of candy is never on time? CHOCO-LATE!

7. Why did the hamburger loose the race? Because he didn't KETCHUP!

8. Why are there gates around cemeteries? because people are DYING to get in!

9. When do astrounats eat? At LAUNCH time!

10. What type of shoes do spies wear? SNEAKERS!

Part 2: Bad grammar/spelling.

1. Peepol liek too plae meincraf an hav fon!

2. Eye liek tew drow an palay gayms evry dae.

3. Ie loev peporonie piza and cheez. Ie alsu liek sosige.

4. Hav yu evor sow ay berd file?

5. Mincraf ies te bist an su ies mie spilling an grahmor!

Part 3: People (I ran out) XD

Jake Paul

Logan Paul

Logang

Part 4: stupidity.

1. The United States is a continent.

2. 2+2=4-1=2

3. Is a backpack edible?

Part 5: BONUS! Scroll down..











































The DAB <._./ >.<

Tell me in the comments if you cringed or not. Thank you for doing the challenge! Have a good day!
 
PurplePond745 said:
Part 1: Jokes :)
WARNING: This is long, so don't say I'm wasting your time.

1. What did the monkey do when they saw a spider on a tree? They went BANANAS!

2. Have you heard about the butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't SPREAD IT!

3. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under A VEST!

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!

5. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! You're like you gotta be KITTEN me XD No more cat jokes for MEOW :3

6. What type of candy is never on time? CHOCO-LATE!

7. Why did the hamburger loose the race? Because he didn't KETCHUP!

8. Why are there gates around cemeteries? because people are DYING to get in!

9. When do astrounats eat? At LAUNCH time!

10. What type of shoes do spies wear? SNEAKERS!

Part 2: Bad grammar/spelling.

1. Peepol liek too plae meincraf an hav fon!

2. Eye liek tew drow an palay gayms evry dae.

3. Ie loev peporonie piza and cheez. Ie alsu liek sosige.

4. Hav yu evor sow ay berd file?

5. Mincraf ies te bist an su ies mie spilling an grahmor!

Part 3: People (I ran out) XD

Jake Paul

Logan Paul

Logang

Part 4: stupidity.

1. The United States is a continent.

2. 2+2=4-1=2

3. Is a backpack edible?

Part 5: BONUS! Scroll down..











































The DAB <._./ >.<

Tell me in the comments if you cringed or not. Thank you for doing the challenge! Have a good day!
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Everything else I was stonefaced the entire time...
Then came the bad grammar/spelling
And I wanted a gun
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AHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAHHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
every single part :/

ahem

evyr seynlgl putr
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PurplePond745 said:
Part 1: Jokes :)
WARNING: This is long, so don't say I'm wasting your time.

1. What did the monkey do when they saw a spider on a tree? They went BANANAS!

2. Have you heard about the butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't SPREAD IT!

3. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under A VEST!

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!

5. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! You're like you gotta be KITTEN me XD No more cat jokes for MEOW :3

6. What type of candy is never on time? CHOCO-LATE!

7. Why did the hamburger loose the race? Because he didn't KETCHUP!

8. Why are there gates around cemeteries? because people are DYING to get in!

9. When do astrounats eat? At LAUNCH time!

10. What type of shoes do spies wear? SNEAKERS!

Part 2: Bad grammar/spelling.

1. Peepol liek too plae meincraf an hav fon!

2. Eye liek tew drow an palay gayms evry dae.

3. Ie loev peporonie piza and cheez. Ie alsu liek sosige.

4. Hav yu evor sow ay berd file?

5. Mincraf ies te bist an su ies mie spilling an grahmor!

Part 3: People (I ran out) XD

Jake Paul

Logan Paul

Logang

Part 4: stupidity.

1. The United States is a continent.

2. 2+2=4-1=2

3. Is a backpack edible?

Part 5: BONUS! Scroll down..











































The DAB <._./ >.<

Tell me in the comments if you cringed or not. Thank you for doing the challenge! Have a good day!
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im gonna steal your puns (except the vest thing)
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Moo Moo... Moooooo. Cow said nothing he did not even cringe.
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