tortoise update thing

[AuntCarol]

Tortoises are obviously in the turtle family. But it sounds like what you're saying is that if you saw a boy that you thought was cute, you would say "damn, that human being much like myself, is very attractive."

I Speak English

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[AuntCarol]

Tortoises are obviously in the turtle family. But it sounds like what you're saying is that if you saw a boy that you thought was cute, you would say "damn, that human being much like myself, is very attractive."

Donald J Trump That Human Is Attractive

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[zzay]

You Wanna Fight? It's Gonna Hatch And Be Named Saucey

Mmmm I don't fight with ignorant people. They just try to bring me to their level of stupidity so their insults hurt. Sorry sweety

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[zzay]

Donald J Trump That Human Is Attractive

100% that fine lookin' piece of corn

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[AuntCarol]

Mmmm I don't fight with ignorant people. They just try to bring me to their level of stupidity so their insults hurt. Sorry sweety

You Know Aunt Carol Is Being Sarcastic I Don't Actually Wanna Square Up I Like Donald Trump Just Don't Make Fun Of That

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[AuntCarol]

100% that fine lookin' piece of corn

I'd Eat That Corn On The Cob

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[zzay]

You Know Aunt Carol Is Being Sarcastic I Don't Actually Wanna Square Up I Like Donald Trump Just Don't Make Fun Of That

Yea xD

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[zzay]

I'd Eat That Corn On The Cob

Right after you kicked him out the white house XD

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[AuntCarol]

Right after you kicked him out the white house XD

He Got Good Looking To Me Some How, Maybe It's Because I Lost My Glasses

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[Klassux]

It won't, she crushed it. It died ;-;

.0. My Love For Turtles Was Just Crushed...... Literally

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[TheManiac]

AAA Cute tortoise

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[Pandeee]

Why
are
we
arguing
about
THIS

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[EVILBANANA12345]

Okay so I woke up from a hella good nap(xd), I go to feed my pretty boy, and see this.
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So it's a she? And it laid an egg.


(I still don't know a name now, and we didn't know we had to take the egg out so she doesn't crush it, she crushed it.) ;0;

NOOOOO ANOTHER LIFE GOT BECAUSE OF ABORTION

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[~GingerbreadSwirl~]

Cuteh tortoise ^^

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[Al0ha._.Fl0]

??? Turtles lay eggs?!

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[Anna._]

??? Turtles lay eggs?!

Y E s

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[Ripcord]

Ms Turtle Bliss?

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[Al0ha._.Fl0]

Y E s

Wowowoow I thought they just give birth

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[Anna._]

Wowowoow I thought they just give birth

Noo

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[Liaaamm]

Thats One Sexy Tortoise Let it Be My Dad

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