BlueLeLilDutchAD
Notable Member
- Jan 24, 2017
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In 1 and a half years, I escape high school, and since I'm too cool for skool I already know what I'm going to get for graduating and what the speech will be.
"Congratulations, you’ve completed 13 years of school, and you’ve done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud, or disappointed. It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it, completing your work with such an efficient level of laziness that we’re surprised you’re able to dress yourself in the morning. While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn’t mean that we Think you have a bright future. In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere, at McDonalds. But before you go, take this certificate of mediocrity. You should be proud; you stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact, you couldn’t. Now get out."
"Congratulations, you’ve completed 13 years of school, and you’ve done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud, or disappointed. It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it, completing your work with such an efficient level of laziness that we’re surprised you’re able to dress yourself in the morning. While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn’t mean that we Think you have a bright future. In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere, at McDonalds. But before you go, take this certificate of mediocrity. You should be proud; you stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact, you couldn’t. Now get out."
