mistuide
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I think out of all unique titles should be "wats not rong wiz da skol " but then I relize it would be only 12 letters long, and I'm not about to waste 12 letters long of the English language
I think school in a nutshell be like:
Hey kid, this cell, your school, right there
But I don’t need school, I’m already doing great in life, and I’m looking for some profit making-
Well that’s the problem *in a earrape*
Some of you may know, that I talked about school bathrooms before, but for those who didn’t watch the thread, For some unknown reasons, in a nutshell they are:
Illegal chicken fight
Weird meetings
kkk rituals and meetings
james charles because why tf not?
and if you were lucky enough you would also find a dead body there, oh yeah, Thats the stupid life, but every stupid idiot can survive a school bathroom, if you die in one then you are a muffin head, so I’ll just keep talking about this shide untill something comes good out of it, and point off my school like this lmao
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The classrooms
you know, when you google a bunch of images of classrooms you would come across some gucci classrooms, yeah they are pretty cool, I’d smash, but those are just lies, blaytant fliping lies, everyone be honest, no one had a classroom that ever looked pretty at all, you always get that one back room, look, just because you have a spare backroom with windows and a door and sometimes a roof that doesnt even fit with the whole classroom this doesnt mean you have a classroom, like, its a classroom, not an intorragtion room ffs-
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The classmates
ok everyone now you have to be honest, all of us had those weird types of classmates that are qualified as “humorists” i don’t even know why they do this, actually, I do know why, they think that word ‘funny’ did not exist untill they appeared, they think they can get the gardneing tools attention by doing ‘funny’ stuff such as:
Destroying the teacher’s table
swinging the classroom light
and sometimes taking a bath in the school water supply
you should stop doing this if you are a class clown, but let me bring it up to you here buddy, she is already in love with a guy that likes to wear jeans exposing his ankles, with a man like haircut with only a birth certificate, you are just a clown, but for the wrong reasons, if u didnt have that type of classmates were you even in the right classroom?
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the teachers
Alright man, funny jokes aside, who in the name of flippry chooses the teachers for teaching? Oh yes I forgot, the education system
Teachers are supposed to make us smart, and ready for the outside world, but these are just also lies, and i think I know why:
Hello, I’m a pe teacher and i know how to pe
Yeah i didnt ask, do u speak languages?
I mean, I kinda know how to talk
Great, ur hired
But im a pe teach-
Wanna be the janitor?
But srsly where do they find these teachers? Neptunes’s water station for yeet
if u are a teacher whos reading this first things first: i hate u
Second things second: how does it feel like to graduate from school and going back for working at it for idk maybe for the rest of ur pathetic life?
they just dont know how to teach, but yet again, here they are, spreading the disease known as stupidity, at least they teach you, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Final words
idk what to say about this anymore, its just not right, we should just probably keep talking shrimp about schools untill they get canceled ig
Like to die instantly, u have to do it because i said so, so dew it, cmon, do it so that you can get a free vacuum cleaner
I think school in a nutshell be like:
Hey kid, this cell, your school, right there
But I don’t need school, I’m already doing great in life, and I’m looking for some profit making-
Well that’s the problem *in a earrape*
Some of you may know, that I talked about school bathrooms before, but for those who didn’t watch the thread, For some unknown reasons, in a nutshell they are:
Illegal chicken fight
Weird meetings
kkk rituals and meetings
james charles because why tf not?
and if you were lucky enough you would also find a dead body there, oh yeah, Thats the stupid life, but every stupid idiot can survive a school bathroom, if you die in one then you are a muffin head, so I’ll just keep talking about this shide untill something comes good out of it, and point off my school like this lmao
___________________________________________________________________
The classrooms
you know, when you google a bunch of images of classrooms you would come across some gucci classrooms, yeah they are pretty cool, I’d smash, but those are just lies, blaytant fliping lies, everyone be honest, no one had a classroom that ever looked pretty at all, you always get that one back room, look, just because you have a spare backroom with windows and a door and sometimes a roof that doesnt even fit with the whole classroom this doesnt mean you have a classroom, like, its a classroom, not an intorragtion room ffs-
___________________________________________________________________
The classmates
ok everyone now you have to be honest, all of us had those weird types of classmates that are qualified as “humorists” i don’t even know why they do this, actually, I do know why, they think that word ‘funny’ did not exist untill they appeared, they think they can get the gardneing tools attention by doing ‘funny’ stuff such as:
Destroying the teacher’s table
swinging the classroom light
and sometimes taking a bath in the school water supply
you should stop doing this if you are a class clown, but let me bring it up to you here buddy, she is already in love with a guy that likes to wear jeans exposing his ankles, with a man like haircut with only a birth certificate, you are just a clown, but for the wrong reasons, if u didnt have that type of classmates were you even in the right classroom?
___________________________________________________________________
the teachers
Alright man, funny jokes aside, who in the name of flippry chooses the teachers for teaching? Oh yes I forgot, the education system
Teachers are supposed to make us smart, and ready for the outside world, but these are just also lies, and i think I know why:
Hello, I’m a pe teacher and i know how to pe
Yeah i didnt ask, do u speak languages?
I mean, I kinda know how to talk
Great, ur hired
But im a pe teach-
Wanna be the janitor?
But srsly where do they find these teachers? Neptunes’s water station for yeet
if u are a teacher whos reading this first things first: i hate u
Second things second: how does it feel like to graduate from school and going back for working at it for idk maybe for the rest of ur pathetic life?
they just dont know how to teach, but yet again, here they are, spreading the disease known as stupidity, at least they teach you, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
___________________________________________________________________
Final words
idk what to say about this anymore, its just not right, we should just probably keep talking shrimp about schools untill they get canceled ig
Like to die instantly, u have to do it because i said so, so dew it, cmon, do it so that you can get a free vacuum cleaner
