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NOTE: THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BIASED AT ALL AND IS MY INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED
JUNE 9TH, 2020: CENTRAL TOWER, SNOW CASTLE
Many people were seated round a giant round table made of snow. Some were Opposer Generals. Others were Snowman ambassadors, remnants from the Second Brokenlens Civil War.
"Hello everyone, we all know what we are here for. So, everyone, we should catch up on everything happening in this monthly meeting." Pufflin said as everyone gathered around the table.
"First of all, my scouts have spotted many zombies near-" Bop1 was about to say when he was stopped by Allymac.
"Actually, i have a better announcement." she said as everyone looked at her in annoyance.
"Which is better; pancakes or waffles?" she continued as the people started to argue within themselves.
"Well, i say Pancakes are better!" Allymac yelled.
"WHAT? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" Arwawaffles exclaimed.
"Everyone, this is no time for arguing about waffles and pancakes, we are here to discuss important-" Pufflin tried to say, but there was too much noise in the room that no one heard her. Bop and his soliders left the Snowman Castle, with him headed off to do whatever he does. Several Snowmen also left the scene, not wanting to be apart of the shenanigans.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER: ABANDONED OPPOSER OUTPOST, SOUTHERN BROKENLENS
"We must put an end to these people!" Arwawaffles exclaimed as her supporters surrounded her.
"But what about their navy? It's too strong!" one person said.
"I have a solution to that." Bop said as he walked into the meeting hall flanked by two guards.
"I, have amassed a fleet, so large, that the whole strength of the pancakes will be but a bug to my navy. The flagship, The Final Hope, is ready fro battle, and it's escorts are being finished up. With my aircraft in the air, and our heavy cruisers bombarding their base, we will surely win the war quickly and shortly." Bop summarized. The waffle supporters wooted and cheered, for that they knew, they would surely win the war.
AROUND THE SAME TIME: NETHER FORTRESS, THE NETHER
"I want that rigging fixed! We want this ship fully operational and sucesssful by the time we arrive in the Overworld." Allymac said to a sailor as the SS Pancake was being readied for launch. A giant portal appeared in the lava, and Allymac pointed to it as the ship sailed through, and into the shiny waters of the Eastern Brokenlens Sea. An island fortress loomed ahead, as the giant nether ship docked with it.
"Ah, Ally, you have come. Unfortunately, both the Opposers and the Snowmen have denied their support for us." one of her ambassadors explained as Ally walked off the plank and onto the island.
"Heh. We'll pay back by crushing the snowmen, and hopefully, bringing the Opposers to their knees." she sneered as several ghosts floated by, their moanful cries wafted in the ocean breeze.
AN HOUR LATER: THE FINAL HOPE, THE TIP OF BROKENLENS ISLAND
"The destroyers will rendezvous with us at Point Luck." a bridge officer said to Bop as he looked at the main broken lens hub from the bridge.
"Good. Some destroyers may have torpedoes for the ships and anti-aircraft fire for the ghasts. Sooner or later, the main escort fleet will arrive too, and mop up the mess." Bop replied.
ABANDONED OPPOSER OUTPOST, SOUTHERN BROKENLENS
"We must get our defenses ready, as they will surely launch an attack-" Arwawaffles said as the wall exploded and several pancake supporters rushed in, swords in hand. Arwa quickly pulled out a sword and sliced one in two, then kicked another in the stomach.
Arwa and her supporters were taken off guard by the sudden attack. Ally thought all the waffle supporters were located only in the outpost, and decided a quick and decisive attack would end the war. She was to be proven wrong.
Allymac hopped off her horse as she looked at her soldiers, mostly made up of ghasts, wither skeletons, and blazes, attacked the outpost. The waffles were taking heavy losses. Several withers floated into battle, tearing great gashes into the waffle ranks. Suddenly, Allymac felt like a sword was coming as she dodged Arwa's attack.
"I knew you would fight me head on." Ally said, "So i decided to attack first." she continued.
"Put an end to your foolishness and admit it, waffles are great." Arwa said. She was met with a swipe from Ally's giant broadsword.
The two of them engaged, Arwa using two enchanted iron swords, and Ally swinging around her massive Diamond broadsword. Both dodged and weaved and blocked, but it was clear, Arwa was not in a good position. Suddenly, Arwa felt pain in her leg as sword met flesh.
OFF THE COAST OF THE MAIN PANCAKE BASE, EAST BROKENLENS SEA
"Are all cannons ready?" Bop asked his main bridge officer when they approached the coast.
"Yes, all are ready for firing." the officer replied.
"Sir, there is a small fleet approaching us. It appears to be a small cruiser and 2 dinghies, though i could be mistaken since the wither skeleton who spotted the ships has bad eysocket sight." a wither skeleton reported to a wither general in charge of the Pancake island base."
"Ally, there are ships approaching our base." a relayed wither skeleton who had received the radio message said to Ally as she was fighting Arwa.
"All cannons, ready," Bop said.
"Sir! A forward reconnaissance group scouted the ships, there is one large battleship escorted by two destroyers, and all of their guns are pointed at us!" the same wither skeleton reported to the wither.
Arwa fell to her knees as Allymac stood over her.
"Any last words?" Ally sneered.
"Ma'am, we got another radio message from main base." a wither skeleton said.
"What, i'm kind of busy right now." Ally said.
"h a . . . h a . . ." Arwa barely got out.
"There are several heavily armed ships off the coast of our base and they look like they will launch an attack." the wither skeleton continued.
"Damnit, it's Bop!" Allymac said with surprise.
Allymac took out a knife and the wither skeleton gave her a radio.
"Bop, stop your stupid attack right now or I'm killing Arwa." Allymac threatened.
"Allymac, stop your stupid attack or your base is going to be erased from the face of the Earth." Bop said calmly.
"m a k e . . . a d e a l !" Arwa said.
Both Bop and Ally stopped their threats, thinking about it.
"Yeah sure, that sounds good. But put an end to Bop please." Ally said to Arwa.
"I'm calling off the attack." Bop replied.
"CALL OFF THE GUNS! I REPEAT, CALL OFF THE GUNS! AND RADIO THE ESCORT FLEET TO STAY AT HOME BASE!" Bop yelled to the bridge crew, as radio messages were replayed throughout the ship and the Final Hope with its two destroyer escorts veered off back the way they came from.
And with that, the war ended.
JUNE 9TH, 2020: CENTRAL TOWER, SNOW CASTLE
Many people were seated round a giant round table made of snow. Some were Opposer Generals. Others were Snowman ambassadors, remnants from the Second Brokenlens Civil War.
"Hello everyone, we all know what we are here for. So, everyone, we should catch up on everything happening in this monthly meeting." Pufflin said as everyone gathered around the table.
"First of all, my scouts have spotted many zombies near-" Bop1 was about to say when he was stopped by Allymac.
"Actually, i have a better announcement." she said as everyone looked at her in annoyance.
"Which is better; pancakes or waffles?" she continued as the people started to argue within themselves.
"Well, i say Pancakes are better!" Allymac yelled.
"WHAT? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" Arwawaffles exclaimed.
"Everyone, this is no time for arguing about waffles and pancakes, we are here to discuss important-" Pufflin tried to say, but there was too much noise in the room that no one heard her. Bop and his soliders left the Snowman Castle, with him headed off to do whatever he does. Several Snowmen also left the scene, not wanting to be apart of the shenanigans.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER: ABANDONED OPPOSER OUTPOST, SOUTHERN BROKENLENS
"We must put an end to these people!" Arwawaffles exclaimed as her supporters surrounded her.
"But what about their navy? It's too strong!" one person said.
"I have a solution to that." Bop said as he walked into the meeting hall flanked by two guards.
"I, have amassed a fleet, so large, that the whole strength of the pancakes will be but a bug to my navy. The flagship, The Final Hope, is ready fro battle, and it's escorts are being finished up. With my aircraft in the air, and our heavy cruisers bombarding their base, we will surely win the war quickly and shortly." Bop summarized. The waffle supporters wooted and cheered, for that they knew, they would surely win the war.
AROUND THE SAME TIME: NETHER FORTRESS, THE NETHER
"I want that rigging fixed! We want this ship fully operational and sucesssful by the time we arrive in the Overworld." Allymac said to a sailor as the SS Pancake was being readied for launch. A giant portal appeared in the lava, and Allymac pointed to it as the ship sailed through, and into the shiny waters of the Eastern Brokenlens Sea. An island fortress loomed ahead, as the giant nether ship docked with it.
"Ah, Ally, you have come. Unfortunately, both the Opposers and the Snowmen have denied their support for us." one of her ambassadors explained as Ally walked off the plank and onto the island.
"Heh. We'll pay back by crushing the snowmen, and hopefully, bringing the Opposers to their knees." she sneered as several ghosts floated by, their moanful cries wafted in the ocean breeze.
AN HOUR LATER: THE FINAL HOPE, THE TIP OF BROKENLENS ISLAND
"The destroyers will rendezvous with us at Point Luck." a bridge officer said to Bop as he looked at the main broken lens hub from the bridge.
"Good. Some destroyers may have torpedoes for the ships and anti-aircraft fire for the ghasts. Sooner or later, the main escort fleet will arrive too, and mop up the mess." Bop replied.
ABANDONED OPPOSER OUTPOST, SOUTHERN BROKENLENS
"We must get our defenses ready, as they will surely launch an attack-" Arwawaffles said as the wall exploded and several pancake supporters rushed in, swords in hand. Arwa quickly pulled out a sword and sliced one in two, then kicked another in the stomach.
Arwa and her supporters were taken off guard by the sudden attack. Ally thought all the waffle supporters were located only in the outpost, and decided a quick and decisive attack would end the war. She was to be proven wrong.
Allymac hopped off her horse as she looked at her soldiers, mostly made up of ghasts, wither skeletons, and blazes, attacked the outpost. The waffles were taking heavy losses. Several withers floated into battle, tearing great gashes into the waffle ranks. Suddenly, Allymac felt like a sword was coming as she dodged Arwa's attack.
"I knew you would fight me head on." Ally said, "So i decided to attack first." she continued.
"Put an end to your foolishness and admit it, waffles are great." Arwa said. She was met with a swipe from Ally's giant broadsword.
The two of them engaged, Arwa using two enchanted iron swords, and Ally swinging around her massive Diamond broadsword. Both dodged and weaved and blocked, but it was clear, Arwa was not in a good position. Suddenly, Arwa felt pain in her leg as sword met flesh.
OFF THE COAST OF THE MAIN PANCAKE BASE, EAST BROKENLENS SEA
"Are all cannons ready?" Bop asked his main bridge officer when they approached the coast.
"Yes, all are ready for firing." the officer replied.
"Sir, there is a small fleet approaching us. It appears to be a small cruiser and 2 dinghies, though i could be mistaken since the wither skeleton who spotted the ships has bad eysocket sight." a wither skeleton reported to a wither general in charge of the Pancake island base."
"Ally, there are ships approaching our base." a relayed wither skeleton who had received the radio message said to Ally as she was fighting Arwa.
"All cannons, ready," Bop said.
"Sir! A forward reconnaissance group scouted the ships, there is one large battleship escorted by two destroyers, and all of their guns are pointed at us!" the same wither skeleton reported to the wither.
Arwa fell to her knees as Allymac stood over her.
"Any last words?" Ally sneered.
"Ma'am, we got another radio message from main base." a wither skeleton said.
"What, i'm kind of busy right now." Ally said.
"h a . . . h a . . ." Arwa barely got out.
"There are several heavily armed ships off the coast of our base and they look like they will launch an attack." the wither skeleton continued.
"Damnit, it's Bop!" Allymac said with surprise.
Allymac took out a knife and the wither skeleton gave her a radio.
"Bop, stop your stupid attack right now or I'm killing Arwa." Allymac threatened.
"Allymac, stop your stupid attack or your base is going to be erased from the face of the Earth." Bop said calmly.
"m a k e . . . a d e a l !" Arwa said.
Both Bop and Ally stopped their threats, thinking about it.
"Yeah sure, that sounds good. But put an end to Bop please." Ally said to Arwa.
"I'm calling off the attack." Bop replied.
"CALL OFF THE GUNS! I REPEAT, CALL OFF THE GUNS! AND RADIO THE ESCORT FLEET TO STAY AT HOME BASE!" Bop yelled to the bridge crew, as radio messages were replayed throughout the ship and the Final Hope with its two destroyer escorts veered off back the way they came from.
And with that, the war ended.



