Teenagers in a nutshell

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“Snoring-sound-effect.mp3”

“alarm clock noises” wake up, wake up, wake up

“opens eyes, and sits on bed, then goes up”

*sighs*

hello my name is DarkWereWolf, and I’m a 19 year old 9th grader fem-boy, there’s nothing quiet special about me to be quiet honest, other than I have diabetes, which automatically makes me special, I’m like an NPC or a background anime character, and I’m also suffering from a crippling mental breakdown and crippling depression, self-diagnosed by the way, and I also identify my self as a colombian, to differentiate myself from all the other people around here, yeah I’m basically admiting in ruining my own social life, but whatever, and I’m also an all-time ADHD fan, or whatever tf they were called, they’re an underground band so not everyone knows them, I don’t listen to todays music, because this generation is full of shrimp, what can I say, I was born in the wrong generation, holy shrimp I’m so fricking unique and definitely not like the other donkeys in my school, I use twitter 4 days a day, because I cannot be a productive member of society, it would make do actual effort, and frick that, anyways twitter makes me feel home, because on there the average IQ doesn’t exceed over the absolute 0

Also I would love to mention my dad is a hardcore alcoholic, and beats his own tv everytime it exists in a physical form, and what am I supposed to do? Defend my tv? Frick that, my dad’s built is diffrent and shrimp, I guess the only thing I can do is to call the authorities and all of that, but who am I to stand in the way of my dad’s passion?

Let’s also not forget to mention that I’m an aspiring indie lyric writer, I’ve been writing lyrics for 3 years now, almost 10, yeah I’m so cool I radiate lethal amounts of cool energy on a 3 degree scale, yesterday I got 1 like on my latest lyrics post, okay maybe I liked my own post, but that’s the biggest number of likes I’ve gotten in years, and this motivates me to infest the internet with my lyrics
Sumerian records here I come

anyways my name is DarkWereWolf and that’s my story

8 AM
3 PM

*casually walks into home, then opens the door*
*father reading a newspaper then looks at son*
Father: hello son, let’s go fishing


Son: ah ffs

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To avoid further confusion, I’m the guy that started the ROTD trend, kim, addiction, flixtah, all of them got inspired by me, but anyways, all of that a side man, there’s something I would love to point out
I stopped making nutshells for quiet a bit because some ppl starting to not like it, not because of that but also because I seemed to have lost my sense of humor, but I started to share some of these with 2 of my friends in a private convo, and they seem to have liked it, so it kinda motivated me to go back into this old hobby
Please, all the jokes, nutshells, rants, and stuff, please don’t take them serious, these are only produced with the intention of entertaining, they aren’t supposed to be aimed to anyone reading this, like this thread fir example, I’m not talking about us teens, I’m just making a joke, and adding some humor, my only goal is to entertain and make you and everyone and your town and chicken sausages happy, tho I don’t see these nutshells quiet funny, moral of the story, if you hate my jokes, please don’t read these nutshells, or anything, and if you ever fell offended, I’m sorry, It’s a passion I’m not willing to give up on, I’ll keep making nutshells untill I vanish from existing, simple as it is
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To avoid further confusion, I’m the guy that started the ROTD trend, kim, addiction, flixtah, all of them got inspired by me, but anyways, all of that a side man, there’s something I would love to point out
I stopped making nutshells for quiet a bit because some ppl starting to not like it, not because of that but also because I seemed to have lost my sense of humor, but I started to share some of these with 2 of my friends in a private convo, and they seem to have liked it, so it kinda motivated me to go back into this old hobby
Please, all the jokes, nutshells, rants, and stuff, please don’t take them serious, these are only produced with the intention of entertaining, they aren’t supposed to be aimed to anyone reading this, like this thread fir example, I’m not talking about us teens, I’m just making a joke, and adding some humor, my only goal is to entertain and make you and everyone and your town and chicken sausages happy, tho I don’t see these nutshells quiet funny, moral of the story, if you hate my jokes, please don’t read these nutshells, or anything, and if you ever fell offended, I’m sorry, It’s a passion I’m not willing to give up on, I’ll keep making nutshells untill I vanish from existing, simple as it is
Sure but how about being a bit careful of what you joke about?
Suicidal thoughts isn't a joke and im going to ask you to edit it out if you don't mind
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