Roast da people above u

[karmatic]

Ur birth certificate was an apology letter

When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”

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[NakedSurvivor109]

Brilliant xd

Brilliant unlike you

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[lucas1901]

When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”

The first word ur parents said when u were born was “Ew was is that”

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[karmatic]

The first word ur parents said when u were born was “Ew was is that”

Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

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[Jxden_]

Like your life.
(Didn’t mean it! )

i mean you arent wrong

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[karmatic]

What?

You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

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[karmatic]

No. There weren't condoms when my dad was born so a mistake was born

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.

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[karmatic]

Yeah same

You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.

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[lucas1901]

How tf do u come up with this good roast? Wtf

She probably watches a video because she doesn’t have a brain

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[karmatic]

How tf do u come up with this good roast? Wtf

Idk. Oh, and also calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

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[karmatic]

She probably watches a video because she doesn’t have a brain

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

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[karmatic]

Where u get them???

From my friends, and unlike me you don’t have any.

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[lucas1901]

From my friends, and unlike me you don’t have any.

No one asked for ur life story

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[karmatic]

No one asked for ur life story

Okay sorry for making u feel jealous just because u don’t have one.

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[lucas1901]

Okay sorry for making u feel jealous just because u don’t have one.

Can u stop talking about ur self?

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[karmatic]

Can u stop talking about ur self?

Can u stop talking in general? It would make the world a better place.

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[lucas1901]

Can u stop talking in general? It would make the world a better place.

My life sucks, because ur in it, why don’t u get the cluck outta my life?

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[_Emoty_]

oh my goodness gracious

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[karmatic]

My life sucks, because ur in it, why don’t u get the cluck outta my life?

It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it.

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[karmatic]

My life sucks, because ur in it, why don’t u get the cluck outta my life?

Also I’ll brb in a couple of hours, since I have something better to do, unlike you.

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