Alairina
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- Nov 6, 2017
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Ok, I was reading one of my favorite books, it is called “The Wednesday Wars” and I haven’t noticed, but this part is funny to me...
Until one day, when outside the yellow forsythia branches were weaving themselves together, and the daffodils were playing their trumpets, and the lilacs were starting to bud and getting all giddy, we were going through the lunch line and Mrs. Bigio handed Mai Thi he Tuna Casserole Surprise, and one of the penitentiary-bound eighth graders said loudly to Mrs. Bigio, “Don’t you have any Rat Surprise for her?”(People in Vietnam age rats.) and then he turned to Mai Thi and said, “Why don’t you go back home where you can find some?” and then Mai Thi started to cry, just stood there crying, and Danny took his entire tray—which was filled with Tuna Casserole Surprise and two glasses of chocolate milk and red jello with peaches—and dumped it over the penitentiary-bound eighth grader’s stupid head, and then, before the eighth grader could open his stupid eyes to see who had done it, Danny punched him as hard as he could and broke his stupid nose.
Which got Danny a four-day suspension.
When Mr. Hupfer and Mrs. Hupfer(Danny’s parents) used to take him to Washington D.C. because they were so proud of him.
Thank you.
Until one day, when outside the yellow forsythia branches were weaving themselves together, and the daffodils were playing their trumpets, and the lilacs were starting to bud and getting all giddy, we were going through the lunch line and Mrs. Bigio handed Mai Thi he Tuna Casserole Surprise, and one of the penitentiary-bound eighth graders said loudly to Mrs. Bigio, “Don’t you have any Rat Surprise for her?”(People in Vietnam age rats.) and then he turned to Mai Thi and said, “Why don’t you go back home where you can find some?” and then Mai Thi started to cry, just stood there crying, and Danny took his entire tray—which was filled with Tuna Casserole Surprise and two glasses of chocolate milk and red jello with peaches—and dumped it over the penitentiary-bound eighth grader’s stupid head, and then, before the eighth grader could open his stupid eyes to see who had done it, Danny punched him as hard as he could and broke his stupid nose.
Which got Danny a four-day suspension.
When Mr. Hupfer and Mrs. Hupfer(Danny’s parents) used to take him to Washington D.C. because they were so proud of him.
Thank you.
