FreeCrowns
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- Aug 23, 2017
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When they say dog food is "New and Improved", who tastes it?
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but how do they know its improved???Dogs
Because the dogs like it more.. Idkbut how do they know its improved???
What if the dogs are just hyperactive???!!!!!111Because the dogs like it more.. Idk
Then they would use different dogs xDWhat if the dogs are just hyperactive???!!!!!111
but what if THOSE dogs where hyperactive??!?1//1Then they would use different dogs xD
Then they would wait until they weren't hyperactive xDbut what if THOSE dogs where hyperactive??!?1//1
permanent hyperactivity???1!!1Then they would wait until they weren't hyperactive xD
Ok. Now ur just making stuff up. xDpermanent hyperactivity???1!!1
xDOk. Now ur just making stuff up. xD
We also out in some vitamins eh your dog is gonna die but but our product cause we are gonna shoot uIdk, they probably just added grass in there or something so the ads would be like:
The new and improved grass dog food! Super nutritious! It's like cow food! But that's ok because it contains nothing that can kill dogs! Maybe just a bit of chocolate, but oh, well, who cares? Buy it now!