RuinaOceana
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This is the funniest episode I watched on Steven Universe XD
Yellow Pearl: This is the Diamond control room, Who authorized you to make this call?
Peridot: No one, But its an emergency!
Yellow Pearl: That's no excuse to use a communication channel.
Yellow Diamond: Pearl?
Yellow Pearl: Yes, My Diamond?
Yellow Diamond: Why is there someone on the Diamond line?
Yellow Pearl: I don't know, I was just about to tell her that--
Yellow Diamond: I'll take it from here.
Peridot: M-my Diamond, Peridot reporting in.
Yellow Diamond: Which Peridot?
Peridot: F-fasic 2L5LCUT5XG (Idk the spellings TvT), I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all of the forms of communication system has been destroyed and--
Yellow Diamond: This shows that you behind on mission to...How is the earth?
Peridot: Its full of life
Yellow Diamond: Organic life, and where is the Jasper I signed you? And why aren't you calling is the ship?
Peridot: T-the ship was destroyed
Yellow Diamond: By whom?
Peridot: I-It was destroyed by....No one, there was an accident while we were landing
Yellow Diamond: I'll inform your manager of your in confidence, and what is the status of the cluster?
Peridot: The cluster...Will emerged shortly
Yellow Diamond: Good, Were finally get some use of the miserable planet. Thank you For your report Peridot. While the ship will be heading to your location and do the next assignment.
Peridot: Wait....I-I wouldn't just call to waste your time for the report
Yellow Diamond: You already have.
Peridot: No I mean the reason I called...The real reason...I believe that we should just in terminate the cluster.
Yellow Diamond: ...Why?
Peridot: The organics ego system is a recourses to this world. We can't just activate it with just one Geo weapon. (Blah blah blah TvT)
Yellow Diamond: I've heard enough! I don't care about any potential and recourses
Peridot: What?
Yellow Diamond: I want my cluster, and I just want that planet to die, just to make that happen.
Peridot: NO!
Yellow Pearl: (WHAT THE!?)
Yellow Diamond: Are you questioning my authority?
Peridot: I'm questioning your Objectivity, My diamond
Yellow Diamond: You are out of align
Peridot: I-I just think of--
Yellow Diamond: I'm not interested in to a puny thoughts of a Peridot
Peridot: But...
Yellow Diamond: You have disrespected this channel and my time with you presence and you do well do--
Peridot: but...
Yellow Diamond: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Peridot: *got triggered*
Yellow Diamond: You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance is to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order, you are to live the cluster and grow, it will tear apart the earth, And I will take a men satisfaction to that miserable planet out of our star maps. IS-THAT-CLEAR?
Peridot: I won't DO IT! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT CERTAIN THINGS ON THIS PLANET ARE PROTECTING!
Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH!?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU! YOU CLOD!!!
Yellow Diamond:
Peridot: O^O P-peridot out *dabs*
Yellow Pearl: This is the Diamond control room, Who authorized you to make this call?
Peridot: No one, But its an emergency!
Yellow Pearl: That's no excuse to use a communication channel.
Yellow Diamond: Pearl?
Yellow Pearl: Yes, My Diamond?
Yellow Diamond: Why is there someone on the Diamond line?
Yellow Pearl: I don't know, I was just about to tell her that--
Yellow Diamond: I'll take it from here.
Peridot: M-my Diamond, Peridot reporting in.
Yellow Diamond: Which Peridot?
Peridot: F-fasic 2L5LCUT5XG (Idk the spellings TvT), I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all of the forms of communication system has been destroyed and--
Yellow Diamond: This shows that you behind on mission to...How is the earth?
Peridot: Its full of life
Yellow Diamond: Organic life, and where is the Jasper I signed you? And why aren't you calling is the ship?
Peridot: T-the ship was destroyed
Yellow Diamond: By whom?
Peridot: I-It was destroyed by....No one, there was an accident while we were landing
Yellow Diamond: I'll inform your manager of your in confidence, and what is the status of the cluster?
Peridot: The cluster...Will emerged shortly
Yellow Diamond: Good, Were finally get some use of the miserable planet. Thank you For your report Peridot. While the ship will be heading to your location and do the next assignment.
Peridot: Wait....I-I wouldn't just call to waste your time for the report
Yellow Diamond: You already have.
Peridot: No I mean the reason I called...The real reason...I believe that we should just in terminate the cluster.
Yellow Diamond: ...Why?
Peridot: The organics ego system is a recourses to this world. We can't just activate it with just one Geo weapon. (Blah blah blah TvT)
Yellow Diamond: I've heard enough! I don't care about any potential and recourses
Peridot: What?
Yellow Diamond: I want my cluster, and I just want that planet to die, just to make that happen.
Peridot: NO!
Yellow Pearl: (WHAT THE!?)
Yellow Diamond: Are you questioning my authority?
Peridot: I'm questioning your Objectivity, My diamond
Yellow Diamond: You are out of align
Peridot: I-I just think of--
Yellow Diamond: I'm not interested in to a puny thoughts of a Peridot
Peridot: But...
Yellow Diamond: You have disrespected this channel and my time with you presence and you do well do--
Peridot: but...
Yellow Diamond: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Peridot: *got triggered*
Yellow Diamond: You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance is to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order, you are to live the cluster and grow, it will tear apart the earth, And I will take a men satisfaction to that miserable planet out of our star maps. IS-THAT-CLEAR?
Peridot: I won't DO IT! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT CERTAIN THINGS ON THIS PLANET ARE PROTECTING!
Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH!?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU! YOU CLOD!!!
Yellow Diamond:
Peridot: O^O P-peridot out *dabs*
