QOTD# 9

[AllyMac_]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

 

[_HamsomeHam_]

1. Be a Ninja so i become a good fortnite player xD

2.be very dumb and always happy :]

3.eat a gallon of ketchup

4.legs as long as my fingers so i still can play minecraft normally xD

5.mistakenly say love u to waitress cuz i dont have a gf xD

6.talk like Yoda

7.date the waitress xDDD

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[SirBenjys]

1. Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes
Because, Ninja might be more of an innocent occupation.


2. Be very smart but never happy
Because yes



3.
Eat a jar of mayonnaise
Ketchup is gross


4.
Have fingers as long as your legs
They'd probably be handy on occasion.


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you
This one


6. Breathe like Darth Vader
Breathe like vader I will

7. Not good looking but funny
Because

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[DukeRom]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

same answers as you!! xD

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[Icy_Hatake]

1. Ninja
2. Smart cause yeah
3. Ketchup. Too much mayo is just ew
4. Fingers as long as legs
5. Mistakenly say “love you” cause yeah xd
6. Yoda
7. Funny. Looks aren’t everything

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[Lanima]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

Ninja with squeaky shoes
Smart and sad
Gallon of ketchup
Leg fingers
Say love you because it still makes sense
Breathe like Darth Vader
Not good looking but funny to compliment the "sad but smart" one I chose

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[GLXC_AUS]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

• Pirate with no ship
• Smart, but never (barely) happy
• Jar of mayonnaise (yum)
• Legs as long as fingers
• Mistakenly say "love you too" to the waiter
• Breathe like Vader
• Not the best looking, but has great personality, humour and similarities

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[SOmEonE ranDoM]

Pirate
Dumb but happy
Jar of mayo
Legs are long as fingers mistakenly say i love you to the waiter
Talk like Yoda
Humor and it good looking

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[DarkTdmPlays]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

1: Be a ninja with squeaky shoes, then take them off and put on normal shoes.

Stealth 100

2: Dumb and always happy ig

3: Eat a Jar of Mayonnaise, in normal portions over the course of several weeks

4: Have legs as long as my fingers, it'd be fun.

5: Accidently wave back

6: Breathe like darth vader

7: Funny, Looks dont mean everything

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[KhrizKGM]

1. Ninja
2. Smart but never Happy
3. Mayonnaise
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you
6. Breathe like Darth Vader
7. Funny

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[_Ian2Chill]

1. Ninja
2. Dumb but always happy
3. Ketchup
4. Legs as long as fingers
5. Accidentally wave
6. Breathe like Darth Vader
7. Funny

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[Bearrel]

1. Pirate with no ship-Perfect Halloween costume
2. Be very dumb and happy-What's the point of knowledge that can't be used to make you or people around you happy?
3. Gallon of ketchup-I love ketchup
4. Have fingers as long as legs-If I had legs the size of fingers, I wouldn't be able to walk
   
5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind me-I can always pretend that I am waving at someone behind them
6. Talk like Yoda-Everyone loves Yoda!
7. Not good looking but funny-Personality matters more than looks.

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[Builderwither]

1. Pirate with no ship
2. be smart but never happy because i can make a boat and finally becoming a smart pirate with a ship
3. A jar of mayonaise arrrhhh
4. Leg fingers because the most dangerous pirates are little guys that we never suspect !
5. Love you to the waiter because i can be mean to the waiter and tell him " hell no i wasdnt talkin' to ya , i dont love you get out "
6.*inhales* talk like darth vader because *inhales* i am your small pirate father that eat a lot of mayonnaise *inhales*
7. Not so hot but funny because i dont watch the appearance

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[Haroldwp]

Basically everything you said for your answers

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?



or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

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[Sheldorium]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?


or


Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?


or


Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?


or


Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?


or


Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?


or


Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?


or


Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?


or


Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

1. Ninja because why not

2. Very dumb and happy or else I‘d probably go insane

3. Mayonnaise. I mean I would constantly vomit both ways but eating raw ketchup just burns after some time

4. Short legs. I need my normal fingers for piano and videogames and stuff. Besides, legs are overrated

5. Love you. You could probably talk yourself out that situation rather easy. Where as the wave thingy, well thats just embarrassing

6. Talk like yoda I would. Having trouble sleeping with Vaderbreathing I would have. Hmmmhh

7. Funny, for obvious reasons

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[Orange19]

I’d rather be a pirate with no ship
Be dumb but always happy! would I be able to study and try to become smart?
Jar of mayonnaise
Fingers as long as my legs so I can walk
Say I love you to the waiter
Talk like today so people don’t get annoyed at my breathing
Date someone not good looking but funny it’s not about the looks it’s about their personality

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[Strel]

More than usual since it's Saturday!


Would you rather........


1. Be a pirate with no ship?
or
Be a Ninja with squeaky shoes?


2. Be very smart but never happy?
or
Be very dumb but always happy?


3. Eat a gallon of ketchup?
or
Eat a jar of mayonnaise?


4. Have legs as long as your fingers?
or
Have fingers as long as your legs?


5. Wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you?
or
Mistakenly say "Love you" to your waiter/waitress instead of "thank you"?


6. Talk like Yoda?
or
Breathe like Darth Vader?


7. Date someone Hot but boring?
or
Not good looking but funny?


My answers:
1. Pirate with no ship
2. Be dumb and happy because I wouldn't know any better anyway.
3. Gallon of Ketchup
4. Leg fingers
5. Love you to the waiter b/c that would be hella funny!
6.Talk like Yoda I would.
7. Not so hot but funny b/c personality is everything.

Pirate. I’ll have a plane instead.
Smart but never happy
Mayo
Legs. There’s prosthetics and fingers that long would get in the way.
Say love you, less embarrassing
Talk like Yoda, I would
Funny and not good looking

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