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i said no QOTD but eh
What weird thing happened to u?


So this sports captain said if u solve it (Rubik’s cube) I’ll give u free pizza I’m like ok (he owns a pizza truck) he scrambled it 2 moves it was easy then he said I’ll give u my butt tonight ._. I’m like what? Then he TURNED AROUND AND STARTED HUMPING ME LIKE WTF like once I’m like stapppppp at least 10 ppl were behind me and I’m like I ain’t gay he’s like it’s sad.

More sensible : His friend actually scrambled my cube and I solved it and he scrambled it again and said I’ll give u 5 pizzas I’m like wow that’s too much I can’t finish 1 by myself lol
 
Hmm, at assembly we ended up singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star like the whole school in Māori.
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LucasTheDutchAD said:
i said no QOTD but eh
What weird thing happened to u?


So this sports captain said if u solve it (Rubik’s cube) I’ll give u free pizza I’m like ok (he owns a pizza truck) he scrambled it 2 moves it was easy then he said I’ll give u my butt tonight ._. I’m like what? Then he TURNED AROUND AND STARTED HUMPING ME LIKE WTF like once I’m like stapppppp at least 10 ppl were behind me and I’m like I ain’t gay he’s like it’s sad.

More sensible : His friend actually scrambled my cube and I solved it and he scrambled it again and said I’ll give u 5 pizzas I’m like wow that’s too much I can’t finish 1 by myself lol
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Wow that's really weird (._.)
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While my dad was driving me home after doing a project with my friend, some kid was chasing our car for a few seconds and disappeared
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нigнligнт~ said:
While my dad was driving me home after doing a project with my friend, some kid was chasing our car for a few seconds and disappeared
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hes a secret assasin ;0 be careful
HES GONNA GROW UP TO TARGET U OMLLL ;o
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Hmm... Me and a couple of friends were singing The Kokonut Song during school and we all got in trouble for it.

BUT... I didn't get in trouble.
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LucasTheDutchAD said:
i said no QOTD but eh
What weird thing happened to u?


So this sports captain said if u solve it (Rubik’s cube) I’ll give u free pizza I’m like ok (he owns a pizza truck) he scrambled it 2 moves it was easy then he said I’ll give u my butt tonight ._. I’m like what? Then he TURNED AROUND AND STARTED HUMPING ME LIKE WTF like once I’m like stapppppp at least 10 ppl were behind me and I’m like I ain’t gay he’s like it’s sad.

More sensible : His friend actually scrambled my cube and I solved it and he scrambled it again and said I’ll give u 5 pizzas I’m like wow that’s too much I can’t finish 1 by myself lol
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OMG. This story is kind of weird, but cool. So, when I was at public school back in 5th grade. ( I did it during 5th grade, because I wanted to see if I would like it or not )

And, we were abut to go home, and I was walking home that day, and this hobo, touches my butt. ( AND IN MY MIND I AM FRICKING FREAKING OUT ;_; ) AND THIS MOFO SAYS "Want to come home with me? I have some candy to give out.

" I'm like in my mind like OH S*** OH S*** OH S*** and I had a pocketknife in my bag, but I thought it would be too suspicious when I'm grabbing it, and I see this rock on the ground and grab it and hit him in the leg with it and I started running like never before, and started screaming help, but he was already like stopped because I guess I hit him in the kneecap directly and it really hurt him.

So, I start running back to school and I told math teacher ( Mrs. Belmudes ) to open her car, and I was inside the car and I locked the doors.

After that I called the cops to tell him to leave, or be given a fine, and I was drove home in the most stressful, anxiety-fI'll in car ride. EVER. And that is why I always have a pocketknife with me when I am in the public. ( But not in a government building or event building )
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During a school assembly this year, the staff decided to play old popular music. One of the vice principals came out during his favorite song and just started doing the worm in the middle of the gym floor.

Another thing during this assembly, the staff played Simon says. It was normal at first, but then things turned weird when they had to start dancing the robot, and sadly they all did the worm once or twice as well xD I felt bad for the older staff, they looked like they wished for death
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BlizzardTheDutchAD said:
OMG. This story is kind of weird, but cool. So, when I was at public school back in 5th grade. ( I did it during 5th grade, because I wanted to see if I would like it or not )

And, we were abut to go home, and I was walking home that day, and this hobo, touches my butt. ( AND IN MY MIND I AM FRICKING FREAKING OUT ;_; ) AND THIS MOFO SAYS "Want to come home with me? I have some candy to give out.

" I'm like in my mind like OH S*** OH S*** OH S*** and I had a pocketknife in my bag, but I thought it would be too suspicious when I'm grabbing it, and I see this rock on the ground and grab it and hit him in the leg with it and I started running like never before, and started screaming help, but he was already like stopped because I guess I hit him in the kneecap directly and it really hurt him.

So, I start running back to school and I told math teacher ( Mrs. Belmudes ) to open her car, and I was inside the car and I locked the doors.

After that I called the cops to tell him to leave, or be given a fine, and I was drove home in the most stressful, anxiety-fI'll in car ride. EVER. And that is why I always have a pocketknife with me when I am in the public. ( But not in a government building or event building )
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Omfg a child predator
Icy_Hatake said:
During a school assembly this year, the staff decided to play old popular music. One of the vice principals came out during his favorite song and just started doing the worm in the middle of the gym floor.

Another thing during this assembly, the staff played Simon says. It was normal at first, but then things turned weird when they had to start dancing the robot, and sadly they all did the worm once or twice as well xD I felt bad for the older staff, they looked like they wished for death
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omfg lol
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I walked to the mailbox to get mail ofc and some guy in a truck called out to me asking my age. I didn’t respond and I walked away then he whistled to get my attention. It was very uncomfortable but at least my mom doesn’t make me go get the mail anymore!
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Jewelz15_xX said:
I walked to the mailbox to get mail ofc and some guy in a truck called out to me asking my age. I didn’t respond and I walked away then he whistled to get my attention. It was very uncomfortable but at least my mom doesn’t make me go get the mail anymore!
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That’s disturbing
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So i was in this arcade playing Tekken 6 Bloodline Rebellion when the WEIRDEST group of kids challanged me. there were 3 of them. One was playing minecraft pe and i think hes mining. One was PICKING HIS NOSE talking to the other guy about some project. And this kid that im playing with that uses jack-6 and all he does is try to fly above me and land on me so i got 2 perfects on him. He got angry and i saw him talking to this guy who fixes the machines and that guy came up to me and said. "Please go easy on him he is pretty bad" So we started playing again and this minecraft kid SCREAMED and then i saw his screen says you died lmao
but the tekken kid again uses the jack 6 flying thing so i used paul and let him deal quite a bit of damage and win one round but i still deafeated him. then he literaly stood up and literaly STARED AT DA FKING BALL DROP GAME MAHCINE and his friends were still over the arcade machine of tekken 6 and the nose picking kid is watching the minecraft kid play minecraft so i left because i got no more tokens left and that was the weirdest moment ever
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nothing happens in my life




mainly because my mom doesnt let me go outside of my condo unless it's to school or she's dragging me somewhere like the supermarket for groceries or something
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