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[Waterwolf1217]

heres one:
Q: Why didnt the chicken cross the road?
A: It's dead
Q: Why is the chicken dead?
A: It was hit by a car

 

[karmatic]

heres one:
Q: Why didnt the chicken cross the road?
A: It's dead
Q: Why is the chicken dead?
A: It was hit by a car

hey i made that up :V

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[Waterwolf1217]

ha

hey i made that up :V

haha

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[Lanima]

"Why should you never eat a clock?
It's too time consuming!"
- https://www.goodbadjokes.com/

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[Waterwolf1217]

A blind man walked into a bar

and a table

and a chair

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[Waterwolf1217]

“I am a master of fast calculations.”
“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
“22!”
“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
“Might be, but it was fast!”

found on here: https://short-funny.com/bad-jokes.php

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[Lanima]

A man walked into a bar and fell down

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[ThiccleBerry]

What time is it?

I don't know, it keeps changing .

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[kRiS]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house

–––
Knock Knock
Whos There?

The chicken

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[Waterwolf1217]

Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...

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[ThiccleBerry]

What's a pepper that won't leave you alone ?

Jalapeño Business . .

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[_Ian2Chill]

What do you do if you're trapped in a steel box with no windows or doors but with a wooden circular table and an axe?

Cut the table legs with the axe and the circular part in half becuz two halves make a hole.

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[Builderwither]

Thats a man who enter in a PUB and say :
HEY ITS ME !!

In fact it wasnt him .

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[mahtty]

what did the pirate say on his 80th bday?





































































































“aye, matey” this is the worst joke I’ve ever heard

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[Mc 안녕]

Why can't an ostrich fly?


BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OS-STRETCH--
Kill me

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[mahtty]

Why can't an ostrich fly?


BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OS-STRETCH--
Kill me

OMGPFFTTHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH I CAN’T

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[Phoe]

@Ripcord

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[IrishPotatooee]

So, god in Irish is "Dia"...

Does that means Diavent is a God called Vent?

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[Phoe]

So, god in Irish is "Dia"...

Does that means Diavent is a God called Vent?

Ven means cara in danish
And jut put t at the end
God carat

Carat id a form of measurements on diamonds
So

@Diavent is god of diamonds

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[ClementineGaming]

Why did OJ Simpson want to move south?



Cause he heard everyone had the same DNA.

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