Post a cringy pick up line

[loren]

Post as many as you like and I'll determine the cringiest.

 

[CookiesAndDeath]

Babe Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Dang Girl You Look Just Like My Future Gf

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[CookiesAndDeath]

I will list 5 reasons why you need me
So. Are you single Now. We Could Go Up

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[seacosmos]

your teeth look nice today

- stolen from Discord's ad, from when they added the ability to edit your messages

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[~Wolfie~]

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

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[loren]

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

SO BASIC OML

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[~Wolfie~]

SO BASIC OML

I know right but that's what came into my mind XD

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[XxcarterxX]

Hey I lost my number can I have yours

And my wallet

And my keys

This is a robbery

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[karmatic]

My love for you is like diarrhoea
I just can't hold it in

XD

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[loren]

Hey I lost my number can I have yours

And my wallet

And my keys

This is a robbery

aight

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[Anna._]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

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[loren]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

i love all of these omf

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[mahtty]

are you a banana? because I find you a peeling
you know what’s wrong with my phone? it doesn’t have your number
if you were a booger, I’d pick you first

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[Icy_Hatake]

(This ones for you specifically. I’m hoping you understand, or else I’m sending a video)

You know BTS?

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[Anna._]

i love all of these omf

I love you

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[ZoeyLynne]

Let me tie your shoes, don't want you falling for anyone else.

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[Pufflin]

May I axe you out?

Hahhahahahaha ok I’ll be leaving now

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[XxjwmcxX]

Call me dong ding cuz I’ll make your dong ding
I’m growing a tree in my backyard and that’s not the only thing that’s growing
Call me spongebob cuz my holes are wide open

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[XxjwmcxX]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

LOL

i win https://brokenlens.xyz/forums/threa...-im-half-jesus-im-wafflestomping.70812/unread

whoever wrote that is a damn good writer hehehehh

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[_Emoty_]

will you go out with me

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