~RetroDragon~
Notable Member
- Aug 23, 2017
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Are you tired of short nails?
-yes-
Do you want your nails to grow faster??
-YES-
Then take Pills! DOCTORS HATE THIS! Just take this pill and your nails will grow in 1 day, Who cares what is really in the pill anyways, EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU,
-takes pill-
NOW WAIT, even after night your nails will have grown so much!,
don't feed to pets or barbies or else they will certainly die.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY THESE MAGICAL NAIL "GROWING" PILLS!
TO ORDER ONLINE CALL!
1-800-BULLSH-
-BEEPS-
Holo it's me Cristine again!!
-yes-
Do you want your nails to grow faster??
-YES-
Then take Pills! DOCTORS HATE THIS! Just take this pill and your nails will grow in 1 day, Who cares what is really in the pill anyways, EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU,
-takes pill-
NOW WAIT, even after night your nails will have grown so much!,
don't feed to pets or barbies or else they will certainly die.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY THESE MAGICAL NAIL "GROWING" PILLS!
TO ORDER ONLINE CALL!
1-800-BULLSH-
-BEEPS-
Holo it's me Cristine again!!
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