- Oct 23, 2019
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merry murdermas!! i hope everyone’s having/had a good day! here’s the murder version of jingle bells i made up (this sucks xD):
dashing ‘round the map
trying not to die
i just need one gold
to save our souls tonight
thought i was now safe
stop and take a breath
then i saw a sword
oh no! i’m now dead.
jingle bells
crud i fell
the sheriff is abusing me
the murderer just
found my hidey hole
someone tell my tale!
now the 12 days of murdermas (yes ik someone did something like it for the overall server):
on the first day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, one frightful scream
on the second day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream.
on the third day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the fourth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the fifth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, five mutable thoughts, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the sixth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, six missed shots, five mutable thoughts, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
i don’t have the rest y’all help me out xD
these are the worst things ever eueeuwheue have a good evening/day/whatever time it is for you
dashing ‘round the map
trying not to die
i just need one gold
to save our souls tonight
thought i was now safe
stop and take a breath
then i saw a sword
oh no! i’m now dead.
jingle bells
crud i fell
the sheriff is abusing me
the murderer just
found my hidey hole
someone tell my tale!
now the 12 days of murdermas (yes ik someone did something like it for the overall server):
on the first day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, one frightful scream
on the second day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream.
on the third day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the fourth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the fifth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, five mutable thoughts, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
on the sixth day of murdermas the murderer gave to me, six missed shots, five mutable thoughts, four failed rounds, three minutes of rage, two stab wounds, and one frightful scream
i don’t have the rest y’all help me out xD
these are the worst things ever eueeuwheue have a good evening/day/whatever time it is for you