Make Me Laugh Challenge

Idk why but I laugh at racist jokes. (Pls don't tell them in here cause i don't think we're allowed to lmao)
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How about
(Man at hotel with his wife, he calls the receptionist and the receptionist answers)
Man: Hello? Me and my wife just had a huge fight and she says that she is gonna jump out of the window
Receptionist: Sorry Sir, I cannot help you, this is personal matter between you and your wife and I won't interfere
Man: Hey, you, the window is not opening amd that is a maintenance problem
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Fine! How about this! ._.

How can you know if the chocolate is a girl?


If it has peanuts

:p
Idk Wat that means Lololol

I have a joke for everyone:

When a teacher asks you what you are good at in art. You say:
I'm good at identifying texture, especially: CLEAVAGE :)
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How about
(Man at hotel with his wife, he calls the receptionist and the receptionist answers)
Man: Hello? Me and my wife just had a huge fight and she says that she is gonna jump out of the window
Receptionist: Sorry Sir, I cannot help you, this is personal matter between you and your wife and I won't interfere
Man: Hey, you, the window is not opening amd that is a maintenance problem
Nice one! XD
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Jesus can walk on water, correct?

Well, I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water.
So I am 98% Jesus.
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How about
(Man at hotel with his wife, he calls the receptionist and the receptionist answers)
Man: Hello? Me and my wife just had a huge fight and she says that she is gonna jump out of the window
Receptionist: Sorry Sir, I cannot help you, this is personal matter between you and your wife and I won't interfere
Man: Hey, you, the window is not opening amd that is a maintenance problem
Heard this one by my friend already, didn't even laugh the first time but nice try!
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Idk Wat that means Lololol

I have a joke for everyone:

When a teacher asks you what you are good at in art. You say:
I'm good at identifying texture, especially: CLEAVAGE :)
Not funny...
Did not make me laugh, besides I heard it before
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Well yeah it's because you're not a black minded person like I am lol
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