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Once upon a time in the ugly woods...
Alex: What's up Jeff?
Jeff: Yo wheres Conrad
Conrad: Im here hitting birdies.
Unknown: You mortal why are you here?
Alex: Who the ?
Conrad: Probably the gays they are angry at us
Jeff: :/
Alex: What is your name?
Unknown: Unknown
Alex: *Types /kill Unknown*
Unknown is eliminated
Jeff: Wow.How?
Alex: Magic
Conrad: Guys I saw a castle!
Meanwhile...
Herobrine: Who the hell are these kids? Probably hunting
African person: They are mortals
Herobrine: Ohh...
5 min later...
Conrad: Here dudes here!!!
Alex: Looks like my house...
Jeff: Pranking right...?
Alex: Yup
Conrad: Woah...
Then a blink of a shadow shows up...
Conrad: WHAT THE H
Alex: What's up?
Conrad is shaking...
Jeff: It was at this moment that he-
Conrad: Shut the hell up...
Jeff: Chill
Alex: Hey what happened?
Conrad: I came I saw I got scared
Alex: What?
Jeff: This isnt history class
Conrad: I wanna go home...
*Jeff's mom called*
Jeff: Hello mom?
J mom: WHERE ON EARTH IS MY MEDICINE THE SELLER IS NOW ARESTED YOUR SO USELESS DONT GO HOME PLS
*Turns off*
Jeff: well...
Herobrine: Hi.
The boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAPPPP
Herobrine: Stop it... I am in such a bad mood
Alex: Why? *shaking*
Herobrine: I broke up with my gf
Alex: What the?
Jeff: *Laughs*
Herobrine: Stop laughing or die
Jeff: Okay
Alex: Conrad?
Conrad: Woah...
Conrad disappears
Herobrine: Oh no the devil got him!
Alex: Its just a prank bro
Conrad: Yeah...
African person: Hi
Jeff: Laughing quietly...
Jeff: Goddamn HAHAHA
Conrad: Well what a racist guy...
Mortals Doom on you!
All: Huh?
Herobrine: I aint mortal boi
Sure?
Herobrine: No need to ask.
Well you will die!
Herobrine: Hakai.
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Narrator: It was at this moment herobrine knew he f up...
Herobrine: /gamemode c
Well well...
Herobrine: Wrong you cant I am a god!
Jeff: Where is my popcorn
Conrad: Oh sorry I ate all of them
Alex: You idiot
Those mortals are arguing over a food punish them and make them suffer if your a God
Herobrine: no thx.
Alex: Call Harry Potter Jeff
Jeff: Sure
Jeff: *calls Harry* Hey Harry whats up?
Harry: Yo man I am finished but I cant go anywhere if you need me *Anoying noise*
Jeff: Well ok bye...
Alex: Hows the call
Jeff: Damn Daniel....
Alex: Jeez
Conrad: Guys !
Jeff n Alex: What?
Conrad: I am superman!
Alex: Dont mind him hes autistic.
Herobrine: Finished praying...
Ahhh nice
Well challenge me to a fight
Herobrine: Son that's bad
I aint your son ♥♥♥♥♥
African Person: You 2 stop arguing I am maybe black but I can still stop you!
Sure?
Herobrine: *Maniac Laugh*
African Person is eliminated
How?
Herobrine: I learned a trick *fires a middle finger*
Corn is eliminated
Herobrine: Wait what? NOOOOO MY BFF!
Alex: Aww
Conrad: Yay!
Jeff: Well
Drunk person: Hey you! Fight me!
Jeff: You!
Drunk person: me who are you
Conrad: Hes name is Jeff!
Jeff: Die.
Jeff: Jeff The Hacker mode!):
1 eternity later
Conrad: Herobrine
Herobrine: I know hakai
Drunk Dude101 is eliminated
In Jeff's house...
J mom: Ahh I want some to get in the sky
J Dad: Your already in the sky hon ._.
J mom: High
J Dad: Shut up...
Narrator: Looks like it is not peaceful yet.
Gay leader : I Africano01 the leader of the clan! We will invade this server!
Gay: Ye we will invade da serva!
Viva!!!!
So... the mortals is preparing for a war and these 3 teen boys they're potential... its something to me...
What do you mean master?
They're something... powerful they can be more powerful than us!
Well master what should we do?
Call the other leaders... we must do something as soon as possible
The meeting...
You all! I Vlad the leader we must do something about this 3 teen boys Lisara and I had feel a potential on them! THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN US
Cornhusk: Well nothing to me...
Vlad: Opinions allowed...
Lisara: Lord, I will invite them to join us.
Vonrod: No! Trick them
Vlad: Good Von, Lisara I need you to do that I am very busy at things we soon to invade the planet Earth
Sven: Oh... so I will prepare my troops again the legion is too powerful for them
Akasha: I agree.
Vlad: Good. Lich how bout you?
Lich: Nothing Ill prepare, for the opinion I agree I feel it too
Vlad: Everything is according to the plan now!
Lisara: Yes my lord.
Vlad: CornHusk we have to talk.
CornHusk: Sure
Vlad: The battle is near mortals die
To be continued...
Alex: What's up Jeff?
Jeff: Yo wheres Conrad
Conrad: Im here hitting birdies.
Unknown: You mortal why are you here?
Alex: Who the ?
Conrad: Probably the gays they are angry at us
Jeff: :/
Alex: What is your name?
Unknown: Unknown
Alex: *Types /kill Unknown*
Unknown is eliminated
Jeff: Wow.How?
Alex: Magic
Conrad: Guys I saw a castle!
Meanwhile...
Herobrine: Who the hell are these kids? Probably hunting
African person: They are mortals
Herobrine: Ohh...
5 min later...
Conrad: Here dudes here!!!
Alex: Looks like my house...
Jeff: Pranking right...?
Alex: Yup
Conrad: Woah...
Then a blink of a shadow shows up...
Conrad: WHAT THE H
Alex: What's up?
Conrad is shaking...
Jeff: It was at this moment that he-
Conrad: Shut the hell up...
Jeff: Chill
Alex: Hey what happened?
Conrad: I came I saw I got scared
Alex: What?
Jeff: This isnt history class
Conrad: I wanna go home...
*Jeff's mom called*
Jeff: Hello mom?
J mom: WHERE ON EARTH IS MY MEDICINE THE SELLER IS NOW ARESTED YOUR SO USELESS DONT GO HOME PLS
*Turns off*
Jeff: well...
Herobrine: Hi.
The boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAPPPP
Herobrine: Stop it... I am in such a bad mood
Alex: Why? *shaking*
Herobrine: I broke up with my gf
Alex: What the?
Jeff: *Laughs*
Herobrine: Stop laughing or die
Jeff: Okay
Alex: Conrad?
Conrad: Woah...
Conrad disappears
Herobrine: Oh no the devil got him!
Alex: Its just a prank bro
Conrad: Yeah...
African person: Hi
Jeff: Laughing quietly...
Jeff: Goddamn HAHAHA
Conrad: Well what a racist guy...
Mortals Doom on you!
All: Huh?
Herobrine: I aint mortal boi
Sure?
Herobrine: No need to ask.
Well you will die!
Herobrine: Hakai.
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Narrator: It was at this moment herobrine knew he f up...
Herobrine: /gamemode c
Well well...
Herobrine: Wrong you cant I am a god!
Jeff: Where is my popcorn
Conrad: Oh sorry I ate all of them
Alex: You idiot
Those mortals are arguing over a food punish them and make them suffer if your a God
Herobrine: no thx.
Alex: Call Harry Potter Jeff
Jeff: Sure
Jeff: *calls Harry* Hey Harry whats up?
Harry: Yo man I am finished but I cant go anywhere if you need me *Anoying noise*
Jeff: Well ok bye...
Alex: Hows the call
Jeff: Damn Daniel....
Alex: Jeez
Conrad: Guys !
Jeff n Alex: What?
Conrad: I am superman!
Alex: Dont mind him hes autistic.
Herobrine: Finished praying...
Ahhh nice
Well challenge me to a fight
Herobrine: Son that's bad
I aint your son ♥♥♥♥♥
African Person: You 2 stop arguing I am maybe black but I can still stop you!
Sure?
Herobrine: *Maniac Laugh*
African Person is eliminated
How?
Herobrine: I learned a trick *fires a middle finger*
Corn is eliminated
Herobrine: Wait what? NOOOOO MY BFF!
Alex: Aww
Conrad: Yay!
Jeff: Well
Drunk person: Hey you! Fight me!
Jeff: You!
Drunk person: me who are you
Conrad: Hes name is Jeff!
Jeff: Die.
Jeff: Jeff The Hacker mode!
):1 eternity later
Conrad: Herobrine
Herobrine: I know hakai
Drunk Dude101 is eliminated
In Jeff's house...
J mom: Ahh I want some to get in the sky
J Dad: Your already in the sky hon ._.
J mom: High
J Dad: Shut up...
Narrator: Looks like it is not peaceful yet.
Gay leader : I Africano01 the leader of the clan! We will invade this server!
Gay: Ye we will invade da serva!
Viva!!!!
So... the mortals is preparing for a war and these 3 teen boys they're potential... its something to me...
What do you mean master?
They're something... powerful they can be more powerful than us!
Well master what should we do?
Call the other leaders... we must do something as soon as possible
The meeting...
You all! I Vlad the leader we must do something about this 3 teen boys Lisara and I had feel a potential on them! THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN US
Cornhusk: Well nothing to me...
Vlad: Opinions allowed...
Lisara: Lord, I will invite them to join us.
Vonrod: No! Trick them
Vlad: Good Von, Lisara I need you to do that I am very busy at things we soon to invade the planet Earth
Sven: Oh... so I will prepare my troops again the legion is too powerful for them
Akasha: I agree.
Vlad: Good. Lich how bout you?
Lich: Nothing Ill prepare, for the opinion I agree I feel it too
Vlad: Everything is according to the plan now!
Lisara: Yes my lord.
Vlad: CornHusk we have to talk.
CornHusk: Sure
Vlad: The battle is near mortals die
To be continued...
