mistuide
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- Jan 19, 2021
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Hello luxarmy, let's hit 1 milion laikes to show you how needy we are
Ok so basically we got a report from an 18 y/o girl named bob, bob's father went 1 year ago on a vacation to the store and never came back
(The report): (my dad went to buy milk 1 year ago and he is not here yet, I hope he is still looking for the best milk)
Then she started to see noises and hear things (then i started to see noises and her things, pretty sure of the weed I smoke)
And she also told us she lies beside a mental hospital (like dude, i live beside a mental hospital, wtf this makes no fking sense)
What a surprise
She send us this video for proof:
*casually her being scared and hears noises and heavy breathing*
In the car.. Chester (parker's helper): dude, idk waht to say about that video dude
- what do you mean dude
- dude like, that could be her dog doing those noises.
- idk dude, I also think that it could be het dog, but we gotta check becuase that's not policemen's job,that's our job dude
- ok whatever you say dude
1 hours later (the meme)
Chester: yo dude, we are here
- ofc we are here dude wtf
- dude no, we arrived at her place
-oh that's what you ment
Chester and parker walk to bob's house and bang the door and she peaks out from the door
Parker: hi bob
Bob: ye hi
- can we come in? I ment to say, we will come in *casually points a gun at her*
-yeah whatever
parker: ty for letting us in the crib
- yes
- ok what's cracking
- I litreally told you everything in the email but fine, ever since my father left me i started to see noises coming from the basement (the weed starts kickin in)
But what if it was your dog doing those noises?
Thats what i thought but then I rememberd I don't have a dog
*SHOCK*
Chester: no way dude..
Parker:ok shut up that's enough proof, now we are gonna put cameras all over your house without your consent..
A few cameras later..
Chester: I knock, you speak
*knocks and bob opens door*
parker: hey can we put a camera in your room pls?
- uh, ok?
- yes, btw we are going to sleep in your grandma’s bedroom tonight
chester: *in room* dude i cant belive I have to sleep with you again
- dude we’ve been sleeping together for 5 years, why are u complaining
- idk dude, I’m on my period and I’m really stressed
*we go to bed*
*casually quiet house, in bob’s bedroom, parker’s bedroom, the basment, the living room, the warehouse, when a mistyrious frog kermit looking creature appers in the basment, and SCREAMS and breaks the camera*
casually approaching bob’s bedroom and smashes the door, and bob scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
parker: yo dude did u hear that
chester: i think so
- lets go see it
- wait i gotta put my sunglasses on
* kermit looking vibing in the bedroom*
chester: omg he is vibing dude
parker: dude we failed the vibe check lets leave this f0king place, move your fricking dead corpse, get in the f0kin car
They get to the car safely with no harm
chester: yo dude what was that
parker: idk dude but this place is cursed
- OMG DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT
What is it
- i forgot to say no homo before sleeping beside u
- f’k u chester
like to die instantly, i worked 6 hours a day every week for this, so u better like, rn, goddamit just dew it
Ok so basically we got a report from an 18 y/o girl named bob, bob's father went 1 year ago on a vacation to the store and never came back
(The report): (my dad went to buy milk 1 year ago and he is not here yet, I hope he is still looking for the best milk)
Then she started to see noises and hear things (then i started to see noises and her things, pretty sure of the weed I smoke)
And she also told us she lies beside a mental hospital (like dude, i live beside a mental hospital, wtf this makes no fking sense)
What a surprise
She send us this video for proof:
*casually her being scared and hears noises and heavy breathing*
In the car.. Chester (parker's helper): dude, idk waht to say about that video dude
- what do you mean dude
- dude like, that could be her dog doing those noises.
- idk dude, I also think that it could be het dog, but we gotta check becuase that's not policemen's job,that's our job dude
- ok whatever you say dude
1 hours later (the meme)
Chester: yo dude, we are here
- ofc we are here dude wtf
- dude no, we arrived at her place
-oh that's what you ment
Chester and parker walk to bob's house and bang the door and she peaks out from the door
Parker: hi bob
Bob: ye hi
- can we come in? I ment to say, we will come in *casually points a gun at her*
-yeah whatever
parker: ty for letting us in the crib
- yes
- ok what's cracking
- I litreally told you everything in the email but fine, ever since my father left me i started to see noises coming from the basement (the weed starts kickin in)
But what if it was your dog doing those noises?
Thats what i thought but then I rememberd I don't have a dog
*SHOCK*
Chester: no way dude..
Parker:ok shut up that's enough proof, now we are gonna put cameras all over your house without your consent..
A few cameras later..
Chester: I knock, you speak
*knocks and bob opens door*
parker: hey can we put a camera in your room pls?
- uh, ok?
- yes, btw we are going to sleep in your grandma’s bedroom tonight
chester: *in room* dude i cant belive I have to sleep with you again
- dude we’ve been sleeping together for 5 years, why are u complaining
- idk dude, I’m on my period and I’m really stressed
*we go to bed*
*casually quiet house, in bob’s bedroom, parker’s bedroom, the basment, the living room, the warehouse, when a mistyrious frog kermit looking creature appers in the basment, and SCREAMS and breaks the camera*
casually approaching bob’s bedroom and smashes the door, and bob scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
parker: yo dude did u hear that
chester: i think so
- lets go see it
- wait i gotta put my sunglasses on
* kermit looking vibing in the bedroom*
chester: omg he is vibing dude
parker: dude we failed the vibe check lets leave this f0king place, move your fricking dead corpse, get in the f0kin car
They get to the car safely with no harm
chester: yo dude what was that
parker: idk dude but this place is cursed
- OMG DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT
What is it
- i forgot to say no homo before sleeping beside u
- f’k u chester
like to die instantly, i worked 6 hours a day every week for this, so u better like, rn, goddamit just dew it
