Joke :3

kk_playz123 said:
What Do You Get When You Have 100 Cookies And You Eat All Of Them .3.?



Diabetes xD
(This is NOT meant to be insulting.)
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I got some jokes.

Last night, I dreamed of walking on a calm sandy beach.
At least that explains why I found footprints in the cat litter this morning.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
She's like: “I had to fart.”

I tag @DarkRainbows to give more jokes


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lel xD
GLXC_AUS said:
I got some jokes.

Last night, I dreamed of walking on a calm sandy beach.
At least that explains why I found footprints in the cat litter this morning.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”
She's like: “I had to fart.”

I tag @DarkRainbows to give more jokes


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"Mommy i dont like running in circles"

"shut up or ill nail ur other foot to the floor"

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"Mommy i dont wanna go to europe"

"shut up and keep swimming"
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