Jks pt 2

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[1] Before and After
John said:"I'm not going to brush my teeth."
He brushed his teeth.
However, he did not lie.
[QUESTION] How did he not lie?

[2] Electrifying
1 was in penny.
2 were in people.
3 were in preposterousness.
4 were in pasteries.
1 and 2 are the same.
4 is different from the rest.
2 and 3 are different from 4.
[QUESTION] What was the '1', '2', and '3' mentioned above?

[3] A Shoe
My father bought a pair of shoes.
The shoe costs $10.
However, that wasn't the original price of the shoes.
Every single shoe in the store costed the same.
[QUESTION] What is the cost of the pair of shoes?

[4] Forever Young
Melvin has a crush on Velvet.
Velvet has a crush on Vanessa.
Mike has a crush on Vanessa.
Melvin and Velvet are girls and Vanessa and Mike are boys.
I tell you, they're NOT playing a game.
[QUESTION] Which pair would most likely get married after a day?

[5] Enter Tittlœ Here
How'd you do?
Mat I am fine thank you.
Do you need a brand new hand?
Oh no, I do!
[QUESTION] What is wrong from the whole of 'Joke 5'?

You should have got Jokes 2, 3 and 5 right.

Answer?
[1] Read the title- Before and After. John brushed his teeth after he said the phrase.
[2] The letter 'E'.
[3] (Half a PAIR of shoes) $10+$10= $20
[4] None! Cause' they're not old enough!
[5] Enter <Titlœ> Here. HAHAHA

 

[Phoe]

Great jokes 10/10 (sarcasm)

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Great jokes 10/10 (sarcasm)

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[HermioneJG]

These aren't jokes....

1. Maybe you didn't say things in order? So he said that AFTER brushing his teeth. Or 'his' could refer to John's dog or something, although that was never mentioned. IDK those are probably WAY off XD

2. The letter E

3. Uh... twenty dollars...?

4. IDK .-.

5. I'm a bit bothered that it says 'how'd you do' - how did you do - instead of 'how d'you do' - how do you do. As for the answer I hav no idea XD




Welp I got the first three.

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[Phoe]

[1] Before and After
John said:"I'm not going to brush my teeth."
He brushed his teeth.
However, he did not lie.
[QUESTION] How did he not lie?

[2] Electrifying
1 was in penny.
2 were in people.
3 were in preposterousness.
4 were in pasteries.
1 and 2 are the same.
4 is different from the rest.
2 and 3 are different from 4.
[QUESTION] What was the '1', '2', and '3' mentioned above?

[3] A Shoe
My father bought a pair of shoes.
The shoe costs $10.
However, that wasn't the original price of the shoes.
Every single shoe in the store costed the same.
[QUESTION] What is the cost of the pair of shoes?

[4] Forever Young
Melvin has a crush on Velvet.
Velvet has a crush on Vanessa.
Mike has a crush on Vanessa.
Melvin and Velvet are girls and Vanessa and Mike are boys.
I tell you, they're NOT playing a game.
[QUESTION] Which pair would most likely get married after a day?

[5] Enter Tittlœ Here
How'd you do?
Mat I am fine thank you.
Do you need a brand new hand?
Oh no, I do!
[QUESTION] What is wrong from the whole of 'Joke 5'?

You should have got Jokes 2, 3 and 5 right.

Answer?
[1] Read the title- Before and After. John brushed his teeth after he said the phrase.
[2] The letter 'E'.
[3] (Half a PAIR of shoes) $10+$10= $20
[4] None! Cause' they're not old enough!
[5] Enter <Titlœ> Here. HAHAHA

Learn the difference between you (a joke) and riddle

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