Jamie's QOTD#30

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Today's Question;

What's the funniest joke you've ever read?(Why not comment a good joke? ;D)

I don't really have a favourite among jokes, but I found this one hilarious ;3
"A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink." And

"Why didn't the man get hurt when he jumped off the building?

He landed in a pool full of CocaCola

How does that make sense?

It's a soft drink

*facepalm*"

What about you guys?
 
Hmmm,
"My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!"

"Why did the golfer change his socks? Because he got a hole in one!"

"What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1"

xD idk xD
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jokes are funny at first but then just aren't...
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tbh i love dry jokes i remember a classmate pulling a joke in the middle of class and i laughed so loud and hard and everyone was just staring at me
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I asked a person about his age. He answered, "5 years old then my brother. "HOW" I asked. "My brother told someone that I was two years older than him. Since 3 years has passed when he said that, it means that now I am 5 years older then him. If I grow at this rate, I shall soon be his grandfather
lolol
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet......
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I got a job as a librarian, but it only lasted half an hour.
Turns out, books about women's rights shouldn’t go in the Fantasy section.
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