mistuide
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- Jan 19, 2021
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I’ve been living, since I was born, and I never seen an actual clean school bathroom, you enter healthy, and you leave with a bubonic plague, even if your in creative mode, that’s why I’ll take about this very intresting, and life changing subject that definitely everyone wants to hear
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The aspect
School bathrooms should be really really really, like, really hygienic, but in my school, we don’t do that here, hygiene is not a thing, only the strong will survive, if you die, you die, gg
There weren’t any toilets to sit on, there were just holes, that looked like they’ve been digged by a prisoner with a spoon, there weren’t any doors for the stalls at all, now that’s what I call privacy, the doors were knocked down like the fbi busted to someone taking a $h!7 or smth, there is a big white room, that has no actual purpose, with a dead rotten bird just vibing in the corner of that room, I’m not even joking right now, like, what’s the meaning of that room? KKK meetings. I can bet that school bathroom is older than queen elizabeth herself.
Well this talk is in middle school, so in high school sh1@ took another direction, which means that in high school school bathrooms should be all clean and shat, am I right? Of course not, because every where I go I must suffer, that school bathroom was even worse, at least there was a door, but if you close it, you cannot open it again, that’s lovely isn’t it?
Bts fans giving handshakes with each other, the wolverine in one of the corners ready to stick his fist into your @s, and there’s also an end crystal in one of the stalls, ok maybe it’s not how I exactly described it, but would you be surprised if it was?
And there was only 3 stalls, 3 for a school with hundreds of students, but the thing that bothered me a lot were the urinals, now I know what your thinking:
How are they bothering you? They are just some stupid urinals
Well the thing is there was only 2 urinals, 2 dam urinals
Which is illegal, who made that choice? Why is there 2 urinals, it’s basically just 1 urinal but with extra steps, the number of urinals should be higher than 2, this is an unwritten rule you should always remember, so you would be expecting 2 dudes to be peeing right next to each other and be like:
Nice aim bruh
Thank you bro you are so sweet
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The students
Ffs dude, everyone over there is just not okay in the head, there’s total madness, everyone over there is just mentally unstabled, they make you feel like your the only one sharing the same prison cell as jake paul’s, you just don’t know who is vibing, and who’s ready to start a nuclear war
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Story time
So I was in my classroom, waiting for the bell to ring, so I can go to the school bathrooms and be the first, and the one to enter there before anyone else does, because the teachers don’t allow us during the classes, because it’s like the pakistani government would collapse or smth, so every time the school bell rings I have to run hella fast to the school bathrooms, when I arrived there I saw no one, and doors were closed, I was like: hell yeah dude im first, but when I entered I already saw 3 dudes sitting there and doing nothing but jut starring at me, I knew I reached the point of no return, I was like: well, there is no way back, i have to f00king p1$$, and since the stalls didn't have doors, I felt them watching me from a behind, it felt like slenderman was watching me, like, dude, what are you looking at? I'm trying to base a basic human function,is it illegal?
Unfourtanatley my kidney is slowly with a ring away, it's like it's made in china or smth, so I have to enter the school bathrooms at least 3 times a day, not an epic gamer moment, if you ask me
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The summary
So your objective is not to take a p@$$, your objective is to make it out alive
Like to die instantly, at first I said it as a joke and now you have to really do it, just do it bruh
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The aspect
School bathrooms should be really really really, like, really hygienic, but in my school, we don’t do that here, hygiene is not a thing, only the strong will survive, if you die, you die, gg
There weren’t any toilets to sit on, there were just holes, that looked like they’ve been digged by a prisoner with a spoon, there weren’t any doors for the stalls at all, now that’s what I call privacy, the doors were knocked down like the fbi busted to someone taking a $h!7 or smth, there is a big white room, that has no actual purpose, with a dead rotten bird just vibing in the corner of that room, I’m not even joking right now, like, what’s the meaning of that room? KKK meetings. I can bet that school bathroom is older than queen elizabeth herself.
Well this talk is in middle school, so in high school sh1@ took another direction, which means that in high school school bathrooms should be all clean and shat, am I right? Of course not, because every where I go I must suffer, that school bathroom was even worse, at least there was a door, but if you close it, you cannot open it again, that’s lovely isn’t it?
Bts fans giving handshakes with each other, the wolverine in one of the corners ready to stick his fist into your @s, and there’s also an end crystal in one of the stalls, ok maybe it’s not how I exactly described it, but would you be surprised if it was?
And there was only 3 stalls, 3 for a school with hundreds of students, but the thing that bothered me a lot were the urinals, now I know what your thinking:
How are they bothering you? They are just some stupid urinals
Well the thing is there was only 2 urinals, 2 dam urinals
Which is illegal, who made that choice? Why is there 2 urinals, it’s basically just 1 urinal but with extra steps, the number of urinals should be higher than 2, this is an unwritten rule you should always remember, so you would be expecting 2 dudes to be peeing right next to each other and be like:
Nice aim bruh
Thank you bro you are so sweet
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The students
Ffs dude, everyone over there is just not okay in the head, there’s total madness, everyone over there is just mentally unstabled, they make you feel like your the only one sharing the same prison cell as jake paul’s, you just don’t know who is vibing, and who’s ready to start a nuclear war
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Story time
So I was in my classroom, waiting for the bell to ring, so I can go to the school bathrooms and be the first, and the one to enter there before anyone else does, because the teachers don’t allow us during the classes, because it’s like the pakistani government would collapse or smth, so every time the school bell rings I have to run hella fast to the school bathrooms, when I arrived there I saw no one, and doors were closed, I was like: hell yeah dude im first, but when I entered I already saw 3 dudes sitting there and doing nothing but jut starring at me, I knew I reached the point of no return, I was like: well, there is no way back, i have to f00king p1$$, and since the stalls didn't have doors, I felt them watching me from a behind, it felt like slenderman was watching me, like, dude, what are you looking at? I'm trying to base a basic human function,is it illegal?
Unfourtanatley my kidney is slowly with a ring away, it's like it's made in china or smth, so I have to enter the school bathrooms at least 3 times a day, not an epic gamer moment, if you ask me
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The summary
So your objective is not to take a p@$$, your objective is to make it out alive
Like to die instantly, at first I said it as a joke and now you have to really do it, just do it bruh
but poor me I hate beetles