I’m bored

[ComplexSanta]

I’m bored can you guys told me a joke?

 

[karmatic]

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side

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[AllyMac_]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked out his problem with a pencil.

It was a number 2 pencil.

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[AllyMac_]

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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[karmatic]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked out his problem with a pencil.

It was a number 2 pencil.

did you here about the movie called 'Constipation'?
it never came out

oh god that's gross xd

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[AllyMac_]

did you here about the movie called 'Constipation'?
it never came out

oh god that's gross xd

Bahahaha!

I saw an old lady in the bank.
She asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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[B3N]

Why shouldn’t you play checkers in the jungle?

Spoiler

Because there are a lot of cheetas.

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[ComplexSanta]

Why shouldn’t you play checkers in the jungle?

Spoiler

Because there are a lot of cheetas.

Uhhhhhhhh you will get eaten bye the tiger? Or you got smash by dinosaurs poop
Oh because there’s lots of cheetah

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[lucas1901]

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side

It actually has another (it took me 20 seconds to spell another) meaning
@3vro5 told meh

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[ComplexSanta]

..

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[Strel]

are u ok with darker jokes?

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[ComplexSanta]

It actually has another (it took me 20 seconds to spell another) meaning
@3vro5 told meh

Yes

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[ComplexSanta]

are u ok with darker jokes?

Yes

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[SirBenjys]

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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[ComplexSanta]

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

xd

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[Strel]

Yes

these r gonna be so lame but blame my friend oof

"I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died...

Are you still holding the ladder?"



"I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while she was dying.

It seemed really important to her that I have it."


"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."


idk whats allowed to be posted here so....

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[SirBenjys]

these r gonna be so lame but blame my friend oof

"I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died...

Are you still holding the ladder?"



"I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while she was dying.

It seemed really important to her that I have it."


"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."


idk whats allowed to be posted here so....

Am I allowed to say Rotglol? Cuz I really wanna do it

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[Strel]

Am I allowed to say Rotglol? Cuz I really wanna do it

dunno lol
go for it ig

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[ComplexSanta]

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[withy]

the guy who invented knock knock jokes won the NoBell prize

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