deleted_user9271
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- Oct 26, 2016
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1. Make it really serious!
Sometimes, as a staff member, people look up to you as someone who is all-knowing and powerful, that totally is not funny at all. They believe that you don't a have a playfulness tone in your genes. So why not continue the stereotype by writing random serious quotes on your profile?
"Do what it right, not what is good."
Now before you flame on me, remember, this is just an opinion!
No need to be scared about it! I can keep it steady...
2. Write Local Updates!
These are for the people who are on the forums for 12 hours straight. Usually, update your status every hour to show that your still active. Then when you're not active, make sure you tell everyone (if you have any friends) that you are heading to sleep.
"Going to sleep"
"School is stupid"
"Just ate a pizza"
"I'm too lazy to write another example that offends people"
See? Easy. Totally not a ploy to get more likes.
3. Write random things!
In order for your friends to stay awake here, you gotta make sure that write random challenges and things that no one gives two bananas about! That way they will give you something to chat about.
Also, write random jokes that are terrible too
"Can you guess this song?"
"Quote of the Day"
Totally not another ploy to get more likes! Pffff
4. Write emojis!
...
*Insert bad emoji movie joke*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
5. Completely ignore your profile!
*insert bad joke about vertx*
Stay tuned for how to write a thread next time
P.S This thread is not responsible for any offenses, sad faces, STD's heart attacks, or bananas.
Sometimes, as a staff member, people look up to you as someone who is all-knowing and powerful, that totally is not funny at all. They believe that you don't a have a playfulness tone in your genes. So why not continue the stereotype by writing random serious quotes on your profile?
"Do what it right, not what is good."
Now before you flame on me, remember, this is just an opinion!
No need to be scared about it! I can keep it steady...2. Write Local Updates!
These are for the people who are on the forums for 12 hours straight. Usually, update your status every hour to show that your still active. Then when you're not active, make sure you tell everyone (if you have any friends) that you are heading to sleep.
"Going to sleep"
"School is stupid"
"Just ate a pizza"
"I'm too lazy to write another example that offends people"
See? Easy. Totally not a ploy to get more likes.
3. Write random things!
In order for your friends to stay awake here, you gotta make sure that write random challenges and things that no one gives two bananas about! That way they will give you something to chat about.
Also, write random jokes that are terrible too

"Can you guess this song?"
"Quote of the Day"
Totally not another ploy to get more likes! Pffff
4. Write emojis!
...
*Insert bad emoji movie joke*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
5. Completely ignore your profile!
*insert bad joke about vertx*
Stay tuned for how to write a thread next time

P.S This thread is not responsible for any offenses, sad faces, STD's heart attacks, or bananas.
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