- Jan 24, 2017
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HELLO! IT’S ME AGAIN, YA BOI, SKINNY PEN- *Technical difficulties*
HEY! Now that you know how to use the forums by reading my other tutorial, you can work towards becoming a helper! YAY!
Now, to become a helper you have to try and lock every single thread possible, no matter what. People still using the thread? “Thread Lock?” Gone slightly off-topic? “Thread lock!” People saying stuff you dont like? “THREAD LOCK.” You MUST be following every single staff member so they will think you are totally very cool and stuff! Also, be constantly stalking FAQ and Support and answer every question within 0.69 seconds, don’t bother doing homework and figuring out the actual answers, just spurt any random nonsense you come up with, and if anyone challenges your total server knowledge, TAG EVERY SINGLE STAFF MEMBER. “@SSUNEOT @EWDJUSTI @AIYP @DARKREINBOWS @HazardTheDutchAB @WERRIERGORL4444 @VORTEX @ARIA_LAURA” IF YOU TAG ‘EM ALL THEN THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY AGREE WITH YOU AND BAN THE PERSON WHO CHALLENGED YOU.
Also, make a post on vertx’s profile every day telling him how much you love him. This increases your chances of becoming staff by -59%. (For extra results do the admins too. (WerriorGerl4444, ssensutt, ewdjusti, aria_Lera and fliwwing medie.)
Even better, be overly cheerful. That always helps. Always.
I know I said it would be how to be popular but I couldn’t complain enough about “popular” ppl so here we are.
HEY! Now that you know how to use the forums by reading my other tutorial, you can work towards becoming a helper! YAY!
Now, to become a helper you have to try and lock every single thread possible, no matter what. People still using the thread? “Thread Lock?” Gone slightly off-topic? “Thread lock!” People saying stuff you dont like? “THREAD LOCK.” You MUST be following every single staff member so they will think you are totally very cool and stuff! Also, be constantly stalking FAQ and Support and answer every question within 0.69 seconds, don’t bother doing homework and figuring out the actual answers, just spurt any random nonsense you come up with, and if anyone challenges your total server knowledge, TAG EVERY SINGLE STAFF MEMBER. “@SSUNEOT @EWDJUSTI @AIYP @DARKREINBOWS @HazardTheDutchAB @WERRIERGORL4444 @VORTEX @ARIA_LAURA” IF YOU TAG ‘EM ALL THEN THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY AGREE WITH YOU AND BAN THE PERSON WHO CHALLENGED YOU.
Also, make a post on vertx’s profile every day telling him how much you love him. This increases your chances of becoming staff by -59%. (For extra results do the admins too. (WerriorGerl4444, ssensutt, ewdjusti, aria_Lera and fliwwing medie.)
Even better, be overly cheerful. That always helps. Always.
I know I said it would be how to be popular but I couldn’t complain enough about “popular” ppl so here we are.
