How i got detention in the first five minutes of the first day of high school =D

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So, this guy, ill name him Hampton.

Hampton was a homophobe, Hampton the homophobe. Anyway

(HTH = Hampton The Homophobe)

Hampton: [Calls someone gay]

Me: Seriously why is gay an insult now?

HTH: Oh god, you're gay, aren't you?

Me: Actually, no, i'm straighter then the pole your mother dances on each night, not that that means much considering she's so fat the pole is bent down to the ground.

[Teacher walks in and hears what HTH said last and me retaliation and we both got detention =P]
 
I hold this insult paticularly close, oh, and ill add another interaction between us.

HTH: Hey, gayboy wanna get married? Oh, wait. YOU CANT.

Me: I don't actually want to get married right now, because unlike you, my life goal isn't to get as many STDs as possible. [Holds up middle and pointer finger at him, this is a very offencive in different contries but not where i live]

HTH: Two fingers, good job.

Me: Actually, it's as offencive if the F word and C word had babies, mixed with all the offencive words for jews and a little of the N word added for good measure, all rolled up in a little package, speaking of little packages you should leave me alone before i kick you in your little package. [He never annoyed me again]
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Get your cigarettes and get your meme sun glasses . Show up how arrogant are you . :p your Thug Life
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So u live in England ayy?
I do also know how the hand gesture became offensive although I am American
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