May
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It's -927364738366 degrees here. When we thought we finally saw the sun today it was just someone with a flashlight. It's cold. The flashlight at least raised the degree by 1, and we all had a sigh of relief. Us penguins have it bad, though. When we think humans are going to welcome us into their homes, they just visit and laugh at our huddling and then leave. Like, we're still here? Did you forget us? We have families too? Humans are soosoososososososososososososososososososososososososososososoososososososososooo selfish with their "sun" and "warmth". They get to watch Netfix and cuddle with their 10000000 cats, and we are here with ice sculptures of next-level tv's that can't even be seen cuz THERE IS NO SUN.
THE SUN IS NONEXISTENT.
Do you know how much I've dreamed of looking up into the sun and being blinded by it's glory?
AND THEN HUMANS HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY "AAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!1!"
Do you know how much that offends me?
That's a whole new level of ungratefulness.
We have stores here, supplied by the only nice humans (they are sososoosososososo nice but there's only like 3 of them and I'm pretty sure they are just cats in disguise,,,, but I'll say no more on that theory because they are sosososososososososoo nice).
The stores are run by rocks.
The rocks provide gr8 A+ customer service, and imagine this: they let us customers do all the talking without interrupting!
All they sell is ice soup. It's good. It breaks your teeth though. But it's still good.
Anyway! We need help.
There is a gigantic trash can that is full of ice soup. I believe the rocks are retaliating because Bob the penguin accidentally tripped over Shoe the rock's brother's daughter's daughter's son's great great great uncle. A.k.a. Shoe the rock.
We need shields.
Please.
K thx bai.
THE SUN IS NONEXISTENT.
Do you know how much I've dreamed of looking up into the sun and being blinded by it's glory?
AND THEN HUMANS HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY "AAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!1!"
Do you know how much that offends me?
That's a whole new level of ungratefulness.
We have stores here, supplied by the only nice humans (they are sososoosososososo nice but there's only like 3 of them and I'm pretty sure they are just cats in disguise,,,, but I'll say no more on that theory because they are sosososososososososoo nice).
The stores are run by rocks.
The rocks provide gr8 A+ customer service, and imagine this: they let us customers do all the talking without interrupting!
All they sell is ice soup. It's good. It breaks your teeth though. But it's still good.
Anyway! We need help.
There is a gigantic trash can that is full of ice soup. I believe the rocks are retaliating because Bob the penguin accidentally tripped over Shoe the rock's brother's daughter's daughter's son's great great great uncle. A.k.a. Shoe the rock.
We need shields.
Please.
K thx bai.
