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I never make any threads like this, but @PurplePond745 inspired me jajaja and it’s fun to hear about em ;)

This was way back in 6th grade, I was weak so occasionally I’d get bullied by larger classmates. However, there was one classmate who’d often pick on me and try to bait me into trouble. School day starts off and already into 1st class, he already points and laughs about the fact I have glasses. I can tolerate people making fun of my appearance, but physical bullying made me mad, so he wasn’t really crossing the line. Note that we have one classroom for each 30 students and different teachers for each subject, so teachers would have to go to their designated class rather than the students having to go to their teachers' classroom. So when class ends, we usually go around our class and talk to each other and wait for our teachers to come. Before the teacher came, the guy who’d often bully me, threw a bottle of water at me. That made me pissed but I couldn’t do anything since the teacher just came in. I tried raising my hand, but she wouldn’t respond. After that I thought of how could I get my revenge, like jimmy neutron thinking type of s***. Class ends again, he goes up but picks on someone else, I took the water bottle opened up halfway, and left it on his disk. He decided to throw it again and boy did he not expect that, it ended up making a flood on someone's desk, with all the papers and worksheets wet. Unfortunately for him, that someone was a guy genuinely strong and popular. He got pissed off and and beat the crap out of him, the teacher comes in and sends them both to the administration in our school. All that time I’m laughing hysterically at the corner, and others chanting "fight! fight! fight!". As a result, they both got suspended for a couple of days, the bully for disrespecting his classmates and littering, and the popular guy for fighting in school. God was I satisfied. Reading this sounds like a load of bullsh*t but believe it or not, it did happen. :laugh:
 
The night before I slept with Putty in my hand and in the morning, i thought i did a ponytale but a really bad one and when i went to brush my hair, My comb was stuck and i told my mom and she said “go to school” WHILE MY REPUTATION WAS OKAYISH AND NOT STUPID but when i got to school, i only told my friends and they tried to help me by pulling my hair at lunch and every other time and my teacher noticed and we all got in trouble for “pulling my hair” and I explained what happened and she also tried helping me and my classmates asked why she was pulling my hair and later the boys found out and they all said “can i have some putty?”. I HAVE A BEING DUMB REPUTATION NOW WTH.


edit: this was not funny for me. Hehe atleast no one called me chinese or called me names :)
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Eh back in 9th grade I was sitting in my algebra 2 class and I needed to sharpen my pencil (cuz you know I'm too cheap for those transformer pencils). The space between the desks was really small. Some kid had his binder sitting in the middle of the aisle. My stupid self wasn't watching where I was walking and I tripped over his binder, feel forward, and slammed into the filing cabinet. It was wonderful...
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(I already made a thread about this but whatever) So this day we were going into the forest in front of my school, so this time we were entering this area of the forest where the tress didn't have leaves, and as soon as we enter we hear like some tree cracking or falling but the actual thing was that a freaking big lizard (gallina de palo if ur puerto rican) fell from a tree and fell in my friend's backpack as soon as we saw that we all started running and one of my friends even climbed a tree xD after we calmed down for a few minutes we kept going through the area another big lizard fell from another tree and I was like "Hell No" and we just kept running until we catched the teacher leading the way, after that another boy was like "Its raining lizard, Halleluyah" xD, well yeah that was funny and scary at the same time xD.
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I have a lot of funny moments, but here is one I won't forget:

So it was a Friday and it was the last class of the day which was Spanish. This happened in 8th grade and this guy in my class finished puberty REALLY early (he has a beard already) and he was like messing around in class so the teacher gave him some kind of pouch full of beans so he could like concentrate and when the teacher turned her back, he did a really inappropriate gesture with it (I won't go into detail about that) and when he was in the middle of it, the teacher turned and saw him doing that inappropriate gesture! XD. The whole class was laughing really hard and like the teacher asked, "what were you doing" he stammered and said it was a wet fart! Omg, out of all the things he could have said, he said wet fart xD.
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Here's another one:

Last year in the 8th grade, we had this new Algebra teacher and a lot of people were complaining how bad she taught and like they don't understand what she is doing, etc. Although, in my opinion, she was a great teacher, the class just didn't care to learn. Anyways, this girl in my class was leaving the school in a week, and she intervened in an argument towards the teacher and another student. But when she intervened, she PROCEEDED TO CURSE THE TEACHER OUT. Bruh, the class was in shock and were laughing at the same time. This was how it went...

Girl: "It's my last week here, so I don't really give a ...."
Teacher: "What was that?"
Girl: "you heard what I said, how come you don't see that's clearly an image on the project!"
Teacher: "Go call your mom!"
Girl: *takes out her cell phone from bookbag and proceeds to call her mom* "okay"
Teacher: no I meant on the school phone!
Girl: "don't you want me to call my mom?"
Girl to mom on the phone: "OMG MOM, MOM! Please pick me up before I drag this ..... Across the floor! *explains situation with some more curse words*"


There's more to the story, but I'm only sharing that for now... xD
In the end, it was really extra and unnecessary to curse the teacher out, but it was funny.
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alrightttt,

it was around 5-ish in the afternoon & there was a big concert for band students. as usual, most of us stayed after school and hung out, waiting for others to arrive. usually the conductor aka our teacher, would order pizza for us but since there were alot of people (all band classes) were here, it would’ve been too much. sO, we had to bring our own snacks. unfortunately, me and my group of friends (pretty big group), didnt have aNYTHINGGGGG to eat.

were out here stArvinG, just barely getting any mcdonald’s from the lower classmen, and then we notice our friend Ethan is outside eating food with his girlfriend whomst delivered the food. everyone at this point is literally HOGGING the door, just watching them eat, drOoLiNg LMAO. i come over and my friend Kevianne says “aRi. gO oUt tHerE aNd asK fOr fOoD” as a joke but i was really gonna do it sNDAODHAOSH.

so i go out and everyone starts screaming “NONONO DONT.” or “JDWODHSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING” while im basically begging Ethan for food LMFAOOOOOO.

he then, gives me the bag of fries and everyone starts aTTACKING ME FOR THEM and it’s a baTTLE FOR F R I E S.

it ended up heading inside and basically all you see is a bunch of upperclassmen running around chasing my oThEr friend Joshua for the fries. eventually, everyone gets at least one fry but Joshua ate about HALF of the bag sHDKADHAJSJ
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Me and my friends pranked one boy ( also my friend )


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•Lucky• said:
(I already made a thread about this but whatever) So this day we were going into the forest in front of my school, so this time we were entering this area of the forest where the tress didn't have leaves, and as soon as we enter we hear like some tree cracking or falling but the actual thing was that a freaking big lizard (gallina de palo if ur puerto rican) fell from a tree and fell in my friend's backpack as soon as we saw that we all started running and one of my friends even climbed a tree xD after we calmed down for a few minutes we kept going through the area another big lizard fell from another tree and I was like "Hell No" and we just kept running until we catched the teacher leading the way, after that another boy was like "Its raining lizard, Halleluyah" xD, well yeah that was funny and scary at the same time xD.
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In 7th grade.....i uh....walked into a door (closed) when my mom was going to pick me up and I didn't notice it....and me and my entire class started laughing.....yes, here where I live, we laugh at pretty much everything
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