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Santa starts crying so hard that the temperature of the pot goes down.
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Santa starts crying so hard that the temperature of the pot goes down.
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(Wait, what?)
It doesn't go down that much, but Santa feels like he should do it more.
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(Because his tears are water XD Shhh, it’s totally logical)
The pot suddenly explodes because Santa’s too...uhhhh... big.
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(Santa made the god dang pot combust. I feel like the other way around makes sense xD)
Somehow, he lost a few pounds and can now easily run.
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(I’m surprised you think anything here makes sense XD)
Before he runs away, the boss unicorn asks him, “How do you keep fit?”
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Santa turns around. "I don't," he says.
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Then Santa runs far away and ends up on a random beach.
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He sweats intensely because he's not used to warm climates.
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So Santa decides jump in the ocean despite the sign that says, “Beware: Sharks”.
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cos' Santa couldn't read English.
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(Pfffft, ahahaha)
Santa hears people screaming at him to get out the water but he can’t hear them.
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Also, he doesn't understand English.
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The hungry shark was coming closer and closer to Santa.
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Fortunately, Santa had excellent vision, but couldn't see underwater because it was blurry.
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And so Santa was able to see the shark’s fin above water and decided to give the shark a gift.
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The shark became vegetarian after trying something delicious that wasn't meat.
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The shark and Santa became best friends.
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After the encounter, Santa rode the shark all the way across the Pacific Ocean North until he reached Wales, Alaska.
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Santa said goodbye to his vegetarian friend and began to explore.
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Santa ditched trying to get home and called this a vacation instead.