mistuide
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WARNING
This thread is just a joke
and it shouldnt be taken
serious, if u feel offended
Im sorry, enjoy.
I just woke up from my 8 hours of free death trial, damn, im an emo, and i listen to emo music tho i dont really like emo music but that pretty much what makes me an emo.
Every day i wake up, i eat my breakfast, and my favourite song is "When I was A young Boy"
Also, did i mention that i wrote myself my own emo song? These are the lyrics:
I wake up everyday Cry everyday
Tears fall from my eye And i eat the pie
Im depressed and iki And i watch anime
I posted it on facebook and got 1 like..
Ok maybe i liked my own song but pls dont judge me becuase im a very sensitve person.
Someone: John come downstairs i need to talk to u for a minute
Emo guy: shut up mom stop calling me john i told u my name is DarkWereWolf
- Yeah whatever come downstairs now.
(ik bad story but whatves)
Mom: john, ur 30 and u still live in my house
- What do u mean in that? Dont u love me anymore? Did i change?
- honestly i never loved u, but u should go out searching for a job, maybe become a doktor, a lawayer, a prezednt or a nasa enjineer.
- mom i told u i wanna become a singer
- bro its just a phase and u will never become a singer, get over it
- OH YEAH? ABOUT THE TIME YOU TOLD U MOM U WANTED TO BECOME A SINGER?!
-.... It felt awesome now go back to ur basment
- yes
I hate when my mom tells me that becoming a singer is just a phase, but everytime she does i just remind her of how she wanted to become a singer but her mom also said it was a phase.
Works every time 100%
Everyday i walk a lonely road, because nobody wants to be my friend..
Some random bois: yo john come play with us
Emo: shut up i hate people
I cant belive im still alive, i should have been borned in the anime world with my waifu
Like to die instantly, since u didnt like my turorials in nutshell, this may spark joy, its ok ik these arent funny, but bruh :V
This thread is just a joke
and it shouldnt be taken
serious, if u feel offended
Im sorry, enjoy.
I just woke up from my 8 hours of free death trial, damn, im an emo, and i listen to emo music tho i dont really like emo music but that pretty much what makes me an emo.
Every day i wake up, i eat my breakfast, and my favourite song is "When I was A young Boy"
Also, did i mention that i wrote myself my own emo song? These are the lyrics:
I wake up everyday Cry everyday
Tears fall from my eye And i eat the pie
Im depressed and iki And i watch anime
I posted it on facebook and got 1 like..
Ok maybe i liked my own song but pls dont judge me becuase im a very sensitve person.
Someone: John come downstairs i need to talk to u for a minute
Emo guy: shut up mom stop calling me john i told u my name is DarkWereWolf
- Yeah whatever come downstairs now.
(ik bad story but whatves)
Mom: john, ur 30 and u still live in my house
- What do u mean in that? Dont u love me anymore? Did i change?
- honestly i never loved u, but u should go out searching for a job, maybe become a doktor, a lawayer, a prezednt or a nasa enjineer.
- mom i told u i wanna become a singer
- bro its just a phase and u will never become a singer, get over it
- OH YEAH? ABOUT THE TIME YOU TOLD U MOM U WANTED TO BECOME A SINGER?!
-.... It felt awesome now go back to ur basment
- yes
I hate when my mom tells me that becoming a singer is just a phase, but everytime she does i just remind her of how she wanted to become a singer but her mom also said it was a phase.
Works every time 100%
Everyday i walk a lonely road, because nobody wants to be my friend..
Some random bois: yo john come play with us
Emo: shut up i hate people
I cant belive im still alive, i should have been borned in the anime world with my waifu
Like to die instantly, since u didnt like my turorials in nutshell, this may spark joy, its ok ik these arent funny, but bruh :V
